UN-Christian Republicans Shut Down US government

[jimmydiggs]

My opponent describes to a T(ea Party) what is wrong with this great nation. I firmly believe that, and will continue to do so until I make him my vice president and declare that we're not all that different.

Peace. Love. Etch N' Sketch.

BUT FOR NOW:

My opponent never once suggested bombing anything in his dissertation.

Mr. Jimmers is attempting to ruin my good name, to drag me through the mud. He has shown is inability to lead by getting his facts wrong. My team of fact checkers did some checking of the facts, and as I had thought they determined that he has lied about my position. Let the quote following this statement be the evidence.

The old Bentleys can be set ablaze outside the Greenpeace office,

No bombs. This is because I'm not a member of Al-Qaeda, but I'm not sure my opponent isn't since he's thinking about bombs so much.

This is inexcusable.

Your face. Your momma as well.

Also, he sounds awfully unconcerned with fueling up his fancy cars.

Of course not. America has more oil than Saudi Arabia, but we're not allowed to drill it. That will be one of the ten thousand things I promise I will do in my first 100 days. Drill baby, Drill!

Diggs is afraid to say that he wants to drill for oil anywhere is exists, even if it's beneath a baby harp seal on a protected glacier.

Especially if it's beneath a baby harp seal.

Can we handle such a wishy-washy president?

The only wishy-washy is the sound of my squeegee on my children when I wash them with seals blood, so they will be prepared to conquer the world.

JimmyDiggs.

Dats rite.

Wrong on taxes. Wrong for America. (And every other country except France.)

I'm only wrong for blue-state America. France is a blue-state. Additionally, It's a socialist state like my opponent is. Also, they killed a lot of their old white rich european dudes back under Robespierre.

JimJimmers will destroy America. He's weak on foreign policy. He's liberal in his charity, and he should never run a country. He can be my vice president though.

 

[Ritter]

Whether you like it or not it is law now and by the way, it passed in the House.

I'll need more than this.

All you did was a regurgitate information from headlines in 2010, completely bypassing the issue presented.

 

[lil_christian]

Peace. Love. Etch N' Sketch.



Mr. Jimmers is attempting to ruin my good name, to drag me through the mud. He has shown is inability to lead by getting his facts wrong. My team of fact checkers did some checking of the facts, and as I had thought they determined that he has lied about my position. Let the quote following this statement be the evidence.


No bombs. This is because I'm not a member of Al-Qaeda, but I'm not sure my opponent isn't since he's thinking about bombs so much.



Your face. Your momma as well.


Of course not. America has more oil than Saudi Arabia, but we're not allowed to drill it. That will be one of the ten thousand things I promise I will do in my first 100 days. Drill baby, Drill!

Especially if it's beneath a baby harp seal.

The only wishy-washy is the sound of my squeegee on my children when I wash them with seals blood, so they will be prepared to conquer the world.


Dats rite.



I'm only wrong for blue-state America. France is a blue-state. Additionally, It's a socialist state like my opponent is. Also, they killed a lot of their old white rich european dudes back under Robespierre.

JimJimmers will destroy America. He's weak on foreign policy. He's liberal in his charity, and he should never run a country. He can be my vice president though.

I love fake debates. So hilarious.

 

[JimJimmers]

I love fake debates. So hilarious.

Lil-Christian claims to ENJOY discord. Is this the kind of person we can trust to lead?


I'll answer Diggs later, my team of Newspeak writers are working around the clock to uncover his distortions. Let me just say, as always, that the reason he's so desperate is because I'm ahead in all the major polls. Including ones that haven't even been taken yet.

 

[Fenner]

To me this is a big temper tantrum. So I hate the poor because I don't want everyone to be forced to have insurance they might not be able to afford with a large deductible? And if they don't take it you'll be fined? I've heard the car insurance argument too. Well yes you need car insurance to drive, but you can chose not to drive and not be fined for that.

I'm not rich and yes my family has health insurance. My husband works, I think if they have options that if you want insurance it will be made affordable for you, then great, but don't force and fine people who don't.

 

[lil_christian]

Lil-Christian claims to ENJOY discord. Is this the kind of person we can trust to lead?


I'll answer Diggs later, my team of Newspeak writers are working around the clock to uncover his distortions. Let me just say, as always, that the reason he's so desperate is because I'm ahead in all the major polls. Including ones that haven't even been taken yet.

Now hey, I thought I was your right hand woman!! That you and I were gonna team up and win this whole thing and then you go and say that! Oh, the slander!


Vote Diggs!!!

 

[flaroche4JC]

I heard the Obamacare is the mark of the beast! So be careful!

 

[lil_christian]

I heard the Obamacare is the mark of the beast! So be careful!

Even though I'm conservative I wouldn't go that far. Though I haven't studied much of revelation and someone else who knows more about the mark of the beast would explain better.

 

[kenisyes]

The U.S. has nothing to brag about...

There are 36 countries in the world that rank better, Portugal (12), Italy (2), Ireland (19),Greece (14) and Spain (7)among them (remember the PIIGS?).

The only government that has anything to brag about is the Kingdom of heaven.

 

[kenisyes]

Sure, you got any facts to support this? A single payer system without horrendous profits has to cost more.

I wish I did, but the correlation studies have too many other variables. It seems obvious though. Everything the government pays for causes them to need more money, which can only come from the people, who in turn must charge more to the other people they sell goods or services to, in order to raise the extra money they must give the government.

 

[jimmydiggs]

Lil-Christian claims to ENJOY discord. Is this the kind of person we can trust to lead?

Absolutely. SHe'll make a great government shutting down pool-closin' republican.

I'll answer Diggs later, my team of Newspeak writers are working around the clock to uncover his distortions.

War is peace.

Let me just say, as always, that the reason he's so desperate is because I'm ahead in all the major polls.

LOL, WATERGATE

Including ones that haven't even been taken yet.

Thats wrong. With you as my vice president your name will be after mine, so I'll always be on top.

Lil_C can be like hilary, and get delagated to Secretary of State.

 

[lil_christian]

Lil_C can be like hilary, and get delagated to Secretary of State.

^ Don't vote Diggs. He's sexist. He obviously thinks because I'm a woman I won't be able to make it to the top!

 

[jimmydiggs]

^ Don't vote Diggs. He's sexist. He obviously thinks because I'm a woman I won't be able to make it to the top!

There's not an operating Kitchen in the White House. There is, one, however in the state department.

 

[jimmydiggs]

There's not an operating Kitchen in the White House. There is, one, however in the state department.

Ooops.

You can live in the White House I guess, since there is a Kitchen.

 

[lil_christian]

Ooops.

You can live in the White House I guess, since there is a Kitchen.

That just further proved my point.

 

[JimJimmers]

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My account was hacked! These allegations are false! I bet Diggs' PAC was behind it.


OH! WAIT A MINUTE! If Diggs would resort to such tactics to win, that means he would indeed make a better Republican than I would. I graciously accept V.P. status, as long as I get to handle foreign policy. Lil_Christian can be the Preventer of Justice, formerly known as Attorney General.

 

[jimmydiggs]

My account was hacked! These allegations are false! I bet Diggs' PAC was behind it.


OH! WAIT A MINUTE! If Diggs would resort to such tactics to win, that means he would indeed make a better Republican than I would. I graciously accept V.P. status,

JimmyDiggs and JimJimmers for America. Rebuilding the Empire day by day.

as long as I get to handle foreign policy.

Behold, MY MIGHTY ARMY AND DESPAIR!

I met a traveller from an antique land,

Who
said--"Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Stand in the desart....Near them, on
the sand,

Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose
frown,

And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its
sculptor well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these
lifeless things,

The hand that mocked them, and the
heart that fed;

And on the pedestal, these words appear:

My
name is Ozymandias, King of Kings,

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and
despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Wreck, boundless
and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away."

Lil_Christian can be the Preventer of Justice, formerly known as Attorney General.

I likes dis.

 

[lil_christian]

My account was hacked! These allegations are false! I bet Diggs' PAC was behind it.


OH! WAIT A MINUTE! If Diggs would resort to such tactics to win, that means he would indeed make a better Republican than I would. I graciously accept V.P. status, as long as I get to handle foreign policy. Lil_Christian can be the Preventer of Justice, formerly known as Attorney General.

I wanted to be the Vice President... Hmph. Oh well. Maybe if I get enough PR and meals with the President (while secretly manipulating everyone...cuz y'know. I'm a Republican/politician. I do that.) I could run again.

 

[JimJimmers]

Just remember Lil, if anything were to "happen" to either of us Jims, that would move you up in the rankings.

 

[AgeofKnowledge]

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