Understanding attractive women in 5 easy steps

  • Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.

    If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!

    To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

Senior Member
#1
Aug 2, 2009
24,708
4,350
113
#1
Why am I posting this? I have no idea. Do I have a deep-seated grudge against attractive women? No. Am I nuts? Who knows. This is really just supposed to be comical, so please don't take it too seriously.

Anyway..here's some things that guys will often encounter when it comes to asking out attractive women. Their response is usually something that masks a more aggressive meaning. Unfortunately it is not "all good", but thanks to yours truly the mystery behind their true meaning is finally revealed. So without further adieu, here are some of the most common responses guys get from attractive women and what they really mean...

1) "Oh, You're so sweet!" - translation: you're not my type, but thanks for trying.

2) "I don't want to ruin our friendship." - translation: forget it pal, its never gonna happen.

3) "I'm seeing someone right now" or "I have a boyfreind" - translation: either A) Go away, you creep me out! or B) Im really not interested, because if I was I would have jumped at the chance to get to know you better.

4) "Sorry I will be busy that night" (and every other night you offer to take her out) - translation: "You're wasting your time guy, move on."

5) " my phone doesnt work right sometimes so I never got your texts or messages" - translation: A) her phone really is broke or B) I dont have the heart to tell you to get lost, why can't you take a hint?!

The truth will set you free..quite literally in this case! :cool:
 
A

Appletin

Guest
#2
#2
hmm.. well there are really attractive women who cant say exactly what they mean.. but im pretty sure that not all women are 'mean' behind those answers with guys who wants to go out with them for a date..there maybe some sort of 'read-betwen-the-line' thing but its not always a bad one.. sometimes friendship really counts and weigh more than leveling it up for a different kind of realationship although it is true sometimes some woman are saying that kind of response so as not to hurt the guy's feelings.. but whether its a read-between-the-line thing or a staight-to-the-point answer what matters is that a woman still tries to convey the message and didnt try to play with the guy's emotions.. its just that sometimes the guy needs to get the hint too..
 
Last edited:
MahogonySnail

MahogonySnail

Banned
#3
Jan 8, 2009
7,576
23
0
#3
I don't understand why only attractive women say these things.
 
M

Mulehide

Guest
#4
#4
Cuz unattractive women don't get a chance to ;)
 
phil36

phil36

Senior Member
#7
Feb 12, 2009
8,345
2,159
113
United Kingdom
#7
zeroturbulence said:
Why am I posting this? I have no idea. Do I have a deep-seated grudge against attractive women? No. Am I nuts? Who knows. This is really just supposed to be comical, so please don't take it too seriously.

Anyway..here's some things that guys will often encounter when it comes to asking out attractive women. Their response is usually something that masks a more aggressive meaning. Unfortunately it is not "all good", but thanks to yours truly the mystery behind their true meaning is finally revealed. So without further adieu, here are some of the most common responses guys get from attractive women and what they really mean...

1) "Oh, You're so sweet!" - translation: you're not my type, but thanks for trying.

2) "I don't want to ruin our friendship." - translation: forget it pal, its never gonna happen.

3) "I'm seeing someone right now" or "I have a boyfreind" - translation: either A) Go away, you creep me out! or B) Im really not interested, because if I was I would have jumped at the chance to get to know you better.

4) "Sorry I will be busy that night" (and every other night you offer to take her out) - translation: "You're wasting your time guy, move on."

5) " my phone doesnt work right sometimes so I never got your texts or messages" - translation: A) her phone really is broke or B) I dont have the heart to tell you to get lost, why can't you take a hint?!

The truth will set you free..quite literally in this case! :cool:
Click to expand...

What would you deem as Attractive?
 
L

lightbliss

Guest
#9
#9
zeroturbulence said:
Because..the not-so-incredibly attrative women often just say "Why yes! I'd love to go out with you!" ;)
Click to expand...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Some woman think Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are attractive and whatnot, but I don't so...
 
J

Jennifleur

Guest
#10
#10
I don't know, Depp looks mighty good in "Alice and Wonderland"... lol.
 
J

jimmydiggs

Guest
#11
#11
Celebrities shouldn't be looked up to, they often do 'bad' things.
 
N

NodMyHeadLikeYeah

Guest
#12
#12
zeroturbulence said:
Why am I posting this? I have no idea. Do I have a deep-seated grudge against attractive women? No. Am I nuts? Who knows. This is really just supposed to be comical, so please don't take it too seriously.

Anyway..here's some things that guys will often encounter when it comes to asking out attractive women. Their response is usually something that masks a more aggressive meaning. Unfortunately it is not "all good", but thanks to yours truly the mystery behind their true meaning is finally revealed. So without further adieu, here are some of the most common responses guys get from attractive women and what they really mean...

1) "Oh, You're so sweet!" - translation: you're not my type, but thanks for trying.

2) "I don't want to ruin our friendship." - translation: forget it pal, its never gonna happen.

3) "I'm seeing someone right now" or "I have a boyfreind" - translation: either A) Go away, you creep me out! or B) Im really not interested, because if I was I would have jumped at the chance to get to know you better.

4) "Sorry I will be busy that night" (and every other night you offer to take her out) - translation: "You're wasting your time guy, move on."

5) " my phone doesnt work right sometimes so I never got your texts or messages" - translation: A) her phone really is broke or B) I dont have the heart to tell you to get lost, why can't you take a hint?!

The truth will set you free..quite literally in this case! :cool:
Click to expand...

you mean i shouldnt say these things???
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

Senior Member
#14
Aug 2, 2009
24,708
4,350
113
#14
phil36 said:
What would you deem as Attractive?
Click to expand...
The ones that get a lot of attention - wanted and unwanted, the ones who turn guys' heads everywhere they go, the ones that some guys consider "out of one's league", the ones who never have to pay for their own drinks at a bar, the one's who break guys' hearts on a regular basis. Like I said, don't take this stuff seriously. I know its all cliche'. I just thought it all up and posted it for fun. Sordid, twisted, depraved fun..but fun.

But honestly, I have had all of those said to me once or twice by real women, except for #4.
 
Last edited:
D

Dread_Zeppelin

Guest
#16
#16
I think most men do themselves a disservice by deeming attractive women as cruel, shallow, and apathetic. Honestly we're going to hate on attractive women now? Maybe attractive women are just lucky they have attractive parents...
 
P

penguingal

Guest
#17
#17
lightbliss said:
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Some woman think Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp are attractive and whatnot, but I don't so...
Click to expand...
Brad Pitt is loosing his good looks but Johnny Depp still looks awesome, especially at his age. As for how to define an attractive person or not, if you're attracted to that person, then that person is attractive to you. Or am I wrong??
 
S

ShelleBelle76

Guest
#18
#18
This thread is funny (and somewhat true!)... glad to see ya'll have a sense of humor! :)
 
S

Sooner28

Guest
#19
#19
Great thread someone finally wrote what I've been thinking all along!
 
N

nobadee

Guest
#20
#20
Now that cracked me up. lol Especially the phone one. I always pick on women for breaking their phones all of the time; so, A) could be a more plausible answer than B)
 
You must log in or register to reply here.