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Yeah, in retrospect, it's kind of an anti-gift. It's worse than not having it, but you feel bad if you get rid of it. That and it would necessitate the recipient purchase some extremely expensive insurance, a custom humidity controlled enclosure, super high tech security, and a waterless fire suppression system.
I'll think of something more practical.
Fenner got a yacht from me just the other day.
I thought that a pirate ship might be the perfect gift.
I know nothing about boating. But why should that stop me, matey? Yargh!



