I don't know if you've ever heard of the book, "Stuff Christians Like"...
It's been ages since I've read it but I got such a kick out of this book because it pretty much described my entire childhood growing up in the church. (One of my favorites was "The Casserole of Hope", dutifully brought to potlucks for every tragic event in the church.)
If we gathered up all the things singles get told over and over again (most amusing being the things we've already figured out for ourselves -- but people act like we're not smart enough to do so,) I'm sure we could write a "Stuff Christians Like -- The Single's Edition."
Shoot.
It could probably be turned into an entire series.
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