none of the following is shameful or deserves apology, in spite of our suicidal attempts to convince ourselves otherwise:
• To possess a rectum, a urethra and a bladder and all that pertain thereto.
• To cry.
• To find anything or anyone of any gender, age or species sexually attractive.
• To find anything or anyone of any gender, age or species sexually unattractive.
• To insert things in one’s mouth, anus or vagina for the purpose of pleasure.
• To masturbate as often as one wishes. Or not.
• To swear.
• To be filled with sexual desires that involve objects, articles or parts of the body irrelevant to procreation.
• To fart.
• To be sexually unattractive.
• To love.
• To ingest legal or illegal drugs.
• To smell of oneself and one’s juices.
• To pick one’s nose.
• To possess a rectum, a urethra and a bladder and all that pertain thereto.
• To cry.
• To find anything or anyone of any gender, age or species sexually attractive.
• To find anything or anyone of any gender, age or species sexually unattractive.
• To insert things in one’s mouth, anus or vagina for the purpose of pleasure.
• To masturbate as often as one wishes. Or not.
• To swear.
• To be filled with sexual desires that involve objects, articles or parts of the body irrelevant to procreation.
• To fart.
• To be sexually unattractive.
• To love.
• To ingest legal or illegal drugs.
• To smell of oneself and one’s juices.
• To pick one’s nose.