The last one is funny, but I really dislike that many Christians have such a false understanding of evolution.
Most of evolutionary theory doesn't go against the Bible.
The only part that really deviates is when you mix in genesis of life theories, Big Bang, etc.
If you trace things back to God making a couple of each KIND of animal and use evolutionary theory to explain why we have so many different birds for example. Then there is no problem.
The problem comes when people try and draw trees that show "common ancestors". However I take all those with a grain of salt since they have changed with DNA analysis and proof that dinosaurs had feathers and might be more related to birds than reptiles.
What I find ironic is people who object to Noah's ark but have no problem with the idea that life could have evolved from one cell organisms.
Why do Christian object to evolution so much?
God made Adam and Eve.
Yet look at the human population..we have pygmies and we have giants.
Each "kind" of animal from the Bible would line up more to the "order" classification system and not "species"
Species>>>>genus>>>>family>>>>order>>>phylum>>>kingdom
What is wonderful about God is he built into our DNA the ability to adapt to changing conditions...ice ages, droughts, diseases, eating meat or plants, etc...and still grow and survive.
(ps talishi isn't Christian, so that might help understand her comments.)