What Makes A Persons Dateable/Non Dateable???

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haha, thanks...."seems" and "is" must be two different things though. lol
 
A woman is dateable if she doesn't resent you for 'pretending' that you ate the last of the ice cream and then making her wait for 15 mins thinking there's none to be had,until you sneak back to the freezer & pull out a brand new pint LIKE A BOSS,and she laughs about it.

A woman is non dateable if she immediately gouges your eyes out with your own spoon when she thinks you ate the last of the ice cream before you can go through with said prank above.
 
It's been posted in various threads for various reasons by myself & ServantStrike...but darn it all..this is TRAGEDY! lol

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Quick update:
Found a church where the Pastor is someone I can trust and be accountable to.
I said I wasn't going to come back here, but some people here need me to be here, and I need them.

Anyway:
Undateable: If they're not dateable
Dateable: First, they must be a Christian. Second, I look at their face and feel happy. I keep looking at their face and feel happy about the thought of talking to them. When I see their face they remind me of what makes me happy. And I want to be in a relationship with them so that I can keep feeling that happiness that I felt when I first saw their face.
 
Welcome back cyphercat, I pray that everything will work out for you.
God bless
 
I know a woman is dateable when................... she waits until after the 5th date to introduce me to her parents.

I know a woman is undateable when.................. she brings her parents along on our very first date and insists that I refer to them as "Mama & Papa"
 
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A woman I would consider datable would consist mainly how she lived her life according to the Word of God. That would be the biggest indicator of she fitting the bill (i.e. datable).
 
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I know a woman is dateable when............... I look into her eyes and get lost in them.

I know a woman is undateable when............ I look into her eyes and realize they are made of glass because she's blind (I have nothing against blind women, but if she can't see my hotness, then what's the point of dating her?).
 
Descyple said:
I know a woman is dateable when.................................... she lets me kiss her on the cheek at the end of our first date.

I know a woman is undateable when................................. I kiss her on the cheek at the end of our first date and she immediately karate-chops me in the throat, pulls out pepper spray and douses my eyes until they are burning like fire, and kicks me in the knees until I thriving in pain and crying on the ground like a 2 year old not getting want he wants at Toy R' Us.

I don't see a second date with her forthcoming anytime soon (but at least I got a kiss out of it - Woo Hoo!!!!!).
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This makes me wonder how the end of our first date will actually go :rolleyes:

I think i'll be practicing my punches and kicks, just in case? :p

OR i'll just put my brother on speed dial, and ring him up at the first signs of "trouble" :cool: he IS scary, you know.

OR i'll just bring my bag of goodies :D full of chocolate!!! (yup ;) a bag of chocolate solves EVERYTHING involving a date with Descyple ;))

OR ....TEEHEE!!! :o (a Lady never tells?)
 
Descyple said:
Female rejection and time in hospitals tend to coincide with each other a lot for guys like me.

I wonder why that is???
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I don't know why girls reject you, Descyple :confused: as far as i know, your utter craziness can make people disoriented, if not unconscious - after having a severe laughing fit :rolleyes: lack of oxygen in the brain can mess with decision making, therefore making the choice of rejecting you slightly improbable? XD

As for ending up in the hospital after being rejected, well.....i do work at a hospital :rolleyes: maybe you were being brought closer to me after all? :o if you dated and were rejected by a Filipina and sent to a hospital here much earlier, maybe i could've been the one treating your wounded heart (and broken bones? XD) ;) i may or may not be laughing while i'm at it, too!!! (that's 'coz you'd surely look really cute, not just really funny XD).
 
AzureAfire said:
I don't know why girls reject you, Descyple :confused: as far as i know, your utter craziness can make people disoriented, if not unconscious - after having a severe laughing fit :rolleyes: lack of oxygen in the brain can mess with decision making, therefore making the choice of rejecting you slightly improbable? XD

As for ending up in the hospital after being rejected, well.....i do work at a hospital :rolleyes: maybe you were being brought closer to me after all? :o if you dated and were rejected by a Filipina and sent to a hospital here much earlier, maybe i could've been the one treating your wounded heart (and broken bones? XD) ;) i may or may not be laughing while i'm at it, too!!! (that's 'coz you'd surely look really cute, not just really funny XD).
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Since you're being nice and offering help right now, maybe you could take a look at me and tell me why girls reject me?
 
cyphercat said:
Since you're being nice and offering help right now, maybe you could take a look at me and tell me why girls reject me?
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Hmmm! She is a young Asian lady. Who would never use Karate to break a heart.

She is highly dateable! :rolleyes:

But your using such a signature "helps" you as much as mine. He! He! :o
 
GreenNnice said:
Say that three times fast, if that's not too much trouble for you, IloveGod, and you can marry descype. I think, tongue-twister achievement is something he treasures, finds extremely dateable. OK, let's not lie, if he's willing to marry you, you're way past being dateable . :D

*green looks around for azureHisfire, cuz he knows that feisty girl could level him for a comment like that right now


Tut, tut, tho, milady. Please, remember, jealousy is not of God and is a many unsplendorous thing :D
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No worries, Sir Nice, Sweet and Evergreen brother of mine ;) i've been rid of that monster for a very long time (and i drop-kick him out of my system even if he so much as shows even an itty bit of the hair on his head XD all by Papa GOD's grace!!! :)).

Yup, i know my Crazy Heavenly Beau is quite a catch, and his charm is quite infectious :o but i don't have him under lock and key (even though i always kid about having a whip on the ready. I don't, 'coz i still have to buy one? :rolleyes:).

But i prefer a love that Papa GOD blesses sweetly with joy, peace, grace, and freedom :) founded strongly and securely in HIM. Perfect love casts out all fear (1 John 4:18) :)
 
Okay, i'm starting to get dizzy again XD my cough and colds are getting in the way of my craziness right now....

....but i'll be back :cool: with a vengeance!!!! (and a whole lot of meds and fluids ;))
 
when she makes recommendations to me, my heart experiences healing - dateable
when i talk to her i understand that she cares about me - dateable
she can make me laugh, which is an incredibly, ultimately, difficult thing -highly dateable
 
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