What was the best/worst/funny relationship/dating advice you ever got?

[Krumbeard]

I am looking forward to your comments!
Please, share it below, peeps





Thanks❤

Find a rich old lady with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

 

[Lanolin]

clone yourself so you can go out with three dates at a time.

 

[SimpleSheep]

My stepdad told me...
"SimpleSheep, go and have kids...I regret not having any of my own now that I'm old. You don't have to marry the dad...just find someone you think is attractive and get pregnant. You guys can co-parent and you'll have your son or daughter."

 

[Lanolin]

find a solo dad and you wont have to go through childbirth

never mind the vengeful ex....

 

[Lanolin]

nother clunker I was told

Make a list, its just like how you were looking for a used car on trademe. You'll find one.

 

[Lynx]

My stepdad told me...
"SimpleSheep, go and have kids...I regret not having any of my own now that I'm old. You don't have to marry the dad...just find someone you think is attractive and get pregnant. You guys can co-parent and you'll have your son or daughter."

I have never seen that work out well... But I've seen a lot of people try to make it work.

Quote from a girl at my job: "I don't want love. I don't want romance. All I want is a guy's (genitals) and after we make a baby we can go our separate ways."


Unfortunately it NEVER works out that way...

 

[Lynx]

Huh... That last post was an almost exact copy of a post I made on page one of this same thread.

Oh well. I've slept since then. You can't expect me to remember everything.