What's are the "don'ts" of a first date?

[melita916]

If you’re gonna do a lot of walking, don’t wear dressy shoes or shoes with no arches. Lol

 

[Eshton]

Don't wear garlic around your neck.

Haha... Unless I suspect she's a blood sucking vampire, I doubt garlic would be necessary.

 

[Eshton]

If you’re gonna do a lot of walking, don’t wear dressy shoes or shoes with no arches. Lol

Trainers for me then.

 

[Eshton]

Dont show off your dance moves...

Not even the sprinkler?

 

[Eshton]

Has enjoyed your contributions to this place. Anyhoooo, thanks for the giggles@Debate and slander forum.

Lols me to!

 

[Eshton]

Don't show up Nekked! (Redneck for Naked)

Do bring a flower in your teeth! View attachment 201230

Haha, Im not Latin American so I don't think I have the smoothness to pull that off.

 

[Lynx]

Don't make a reservation, show up on time and sit at a table pretending to wait for your date if there is no date.

But... but... that's what I DO on Friday night! What am I supposed to do with my weekend now?

 

[AuntieAnt]

Hold off on the cape...

 

[shineyourlight]

Dont show off your dance moves...

Negative.

People NEED to see these dance moves.

 

[shineyourlight]

Dont bite your toenails at the table

But, what if I forgot to clip them?

 

[shineyourlight]

Haha... Unless I suspect she's a blood sucking vampire, I doubt garlic would be necessary.

I mean, I dooooon't know. Vampires can be preeeetttty sneaky. So, maybe you SHOULD wear it...just in case.

 

[Deade]

Don't do this!

 

[AuntieAnt]

Don't even have a first date with this guy:

 

[AuntieAnt]

 

[Eshton]

I mean, I dooooon't know. Vampires can be preeeetttty sneaky. So, maybe you SHOULD wear it...just in case.

You think I should carry some silver bullets also... Never know when u might run into some werewolves on a full moon

I mean, I dooooon't know. Vampires can be preeeetttty sneaky. So, maybe you SHOULD wear it...just in case.

Maybe I should also carry some silver for Taylor Lautner and his buddies...
I'll probably end looking like Van Helsing after listening to all these tips

 

[Lanolin]

Dont hold hands.

I dont know why, just dont its a bit creepy on first date. Maybe only do it if you crossing a busy road, but still, i will say dont touch.

 

[LittleMermaid]

No kissing!
Even Ariel (who’s life depended on it) waited till the third date to attempt kissing Eric.

 

[shineyourlight]

If you’re gonna do a lot of walking, don’t wear dressy shoes or shoes with no arches. Lol

This is KEY.

I'm all about comfort, anyways. You will never see me in heels.

 

[Deade]

Don't wear workout sweats on your first date.

 

[Lynx]

Don't wear heels? Aww... but I think I look so good in them!

Sorry. Hush Lynx.

Okay so don't wear heels, don't wear workout sweats. Can I wear plate armor or should I stick with more flexible chain mail?