......Ironic
Yes, today your post was ironic because usually you are edifying.
......Ironic
Your statement seems to imply there's something wrong with being single. Many singles feel like they're second class citizens who are cast aside in their congregations because married folk look down on them.
Hmmm...
Yes, today your post was ironic because usually you are edifying.
It seems like a plausible explanation - throwing a torch into the forum, and watching people scramble as they try to get away from the flames. And then laughing!
Sadly, Dave goes on these rants from time to time. He thinks he is some kind of prophet of God, but he doesn't really know the Bible well enough to be a prophet and contradicts the Bible frequently.
It is really a bad thing that we currently have so many false prophets in this forum. I guess we do need to be aware that wolves do come in sheep's clothing.
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matt 7:15
What woman in her right mind would want anything to do with man who thinks what he does about women. Really, what are you smoking?
No if someone thinks like that, that he wants to rule over a woman as a punishment, it is really no wonder that he's single.
LOL @ JesusIsAll...good one!
Could it be, though, his attitude is linked to being single? Is there not a Biblical precedent in Boaz? Think about it. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? He was Ruthless.
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Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds, and it better be there!"
The next morning, Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a medium sized, gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back into the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
You must spend a lot of your time looking for jokes on the internet.
I appreciate it...
More edification, I see. I knew you'd prove me right. Thanks, buddy.
FreeNChrist and Utah, can you imagine something for me? Imagine you two standing in the middle of a room having this discussion in person and Jesus walks in. VVhat happens? A. You reconcile on the spot and apologize to one another B. You continue with such pettiness in front of the Lord, or C. You stand in silence, utterly ashamed of how you are treating your fellow brother in the Lord?
Both of you know of the righteousness that resides inside of you. Come on now. Put pettiness aside and go about your day. No need to defame one another.
Would someone be so kind to show me in Scriptures where the punishment given to women by GOD has ended?
Gen_3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
This is a Punishment That God gave to women for eating of the forbidden fruit.
So then my question is, WHO changed it? Who said that women are equal with men? Who said the husband WILL NOT rule over them? Who said the punishment has ended for women?
So go ahead and call me male chauvinist, or a chauvinistic pig, or whatever else you want to call me to make yourself feel better, but it will not change the TRUTH of God. Woe to this generation for the women have become men, and the men have become women.
IF God said Husband will rule over the wife. Satan teaches "NOT SO" Women are equal to men. Satan will teach contrary to what God teaches. If God says "Wives obey your husband in everything". satan will teach contrary "Wives you do not have to obey your husbands" Now in this wicked (last days generation) Women wear the pants and men just do whatever their wives say to do "or else" satan has turned this world around, and now women rule over their husbands.
But now you have NO excuses. i have told you the TRUTH, if you do not live by what the Scriptures teach, then you are living by what satan teaches. Sugar coat it all you want to, but those who continue to NOT live in the Word of God, will NOT be taken up with Him when He returns. You have been warned.
Let the stone throwing begin.
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They could both "smoke" the peace pipe too..that way they are both smoking the same thing...they are OK..just brothers jousting about with each other!
Would someone be so kind to show me in Scriptures where the punishment given to women by GOD has ended?
Gen_3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
This is a Punishment That God gave to women for eating of the forbidden fruit.
So then my question is, WHO changed it? Who said that women are equal with men? Who said the husband WILL NOT rule over them? Who said the punishment has ended for women?
So go ahead and call me male chauvinist, or a chauvinistic pig, or whatever else you want to call me to make yourself feel better, but it will not change the TRUTH of God. Woe to this generation for the women have become men, and the men have become women.
IF God said Husband will rule over the wife. Satan teaches "NOT SO" Women are equal to men. Satan will teach contrary to what God teaches. If God says "Wives obey your husband in everything". satan will teach contrary "Wives you do not have to obey your husbands" Now in this wicked (last days generation) Women wear the pants and men just do whatever their wives say to do "or else" satan has turned this world around, and now women rule over their husbands.
But now you have NO excuses. i have told you the TRUTH, if you do not live by what the Scriptures teach, then you are living by what satan teaches. Sugar coat it all you want to, but those who continue to NOT live in the Word of God, will NOT be taken up with Him when He returns. You have been warned.
Let the stone throwing begin.
^i^