Worst First Dates

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Batman1978

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Hey, I'm looking for Worst First Date stories to put on my Facebook group page...men and women. Please add yours.

I'll go first:

Well, its not really a bad impression I made on her but I took a women out on a date, we went to a mall where we booked tickets to see a movie before we went to dinner. We had dinner but I think the steak I ate was a bit dodgey, and after eating we went to see the movie.

After the movie we made our way home, I paid for the parking and just as I got in the car my stomach started rumbling, I knew it was an onset of diarrhea, and I didn't want to embarass myself by going back in the mall to go to the toilet so I drove off to take her home.

All the way to her house the pain increased hecticly every 5 minutes, then we arrived at her house and she wanted to keep on talking, I don't know how I've done it but I kept the my face from showing the pain. On top of that I walked her to her door and her mom opened it and started chatting away to me.

It seemed like forever standing there, but eventually I made it to the car and raced off to my aunt's house, who lived 5 minutes away, where I frantically banged on the front door to get in to go to her toilet...I made it just in time. My aunt and cousins was laughing at me.

Anyway, the girl went on a second and more dates with me after that, ha ha.

So now its your turn, would like to hear from the ladies what guys did wrong on their worst first dates.
 
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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hahahahahah thats hysterical!!!! It could have been worse though. At least you didnt have diarreah on yourself! However that would have made this story even better!

Hmmm worst date i've ever been on.

Me and this guy had been dating on and off for like a year or so maybe. I was totally crazy about him right. So he takes me to dinner right, and the whole time he's starin at this chick behind me. So anyways finally i say something to him about it like do you wanna switch seats with me so you can see her better. Well he stopped, but at the end of dinner, he takes my hands and looks all serious, He says holly there is something i've wanted to ask you since we sat down here, So he goes on to say how much he likes me and how glad he is we met you know all that mess. Then ends with, but would you mind if i got that girls number over there... catastrophic FAIL! needless to say that was the last time we went out.

The next one is short. I went out with this guy maybe 2, 3 times. On valentines day he goes, im gonna take you to the opera tonight, I was all excited cause i've always wanted to go to an opera, then he adds, just make sure you wear something thats easy for you to get out of afterwards ;).... my face must have looked like this :eek: That was the last time i talked to him.
 
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Batman1978

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The nerve of both that guys hey, ha ha.

Funny stories.

Thanx
 
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