This thread makes me think of this commercial:
Hold mah clothes now, Tony Danzaaaaaa....
Maybe the kids are just really short so you can't see them through the windows.So we live a block from an elementary school. And buses pass by ALL the time, plus we see buses a lot all over town. However... we have never seen a single bus that had more than maybe 4 kids in it. They are all almost completely empty, even at 3pm when they are leaving the school. I have NEVER seen a full bus since I have lived in this town.
Does that seem... weird... to anyone else?
Have you ever seen something or someone who is trying to appear legit? And you know it's all some weird front for the mob or a cult who worships Kermit the Frog? Tell us your story! We gotta watch out for the bad guys... or at least get their address so Jullianna can arrest them.
I'll go first.
I was running some errands this morning and one of the places I needed to stop wasn't in the greatest part of town. In the middle of a cluster of bail bonds and pawn shops was a white door. In crooked bright red block lettering it said "Day Spa".
That was it.
The door was dirty and the concrete steps leading to the door were cracked. For a moment I just stared. The concept of some fancy day spa between two bail bond establishments, in a drug ridden part of town, struck me as deliciously odd and funny. I laughed and walked past it saying out loud, "Yeah, that's not shady at all."
Maybe the kids are just really short so you can't see them through the windows.![]()
Oh great... now I have THAT stuck in my head. -_-
Sometimes I like to go to the drug-ridden part of CC. This one time, I was reading the thread titles in the Bible Discussion Forum. I was browsing through, looking for a place to join the peanut gallery, and I saw a title: "What does the bible really say about...?" I thought, "hah, that's not shady at all." Anyone who has been to Rico's place knows what thread titles like that mean.

Oh no why did I read that! O_OYou're lucky. I have THIS stuck in my head-
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
(If you get this, you're old too)
That was just me. Sorry, I was thirsty.As some of you know, I recently moved into a new house. Our first night staying over my friend was with me cleaning and moving some things. The kids were sleeping, my roommate had just left to take my sister to work and we were expecting my friend's husband at any moment to pick her up. They live about 1/2 a mile down the road and we go in and out of each other's houses all the time. So when the front door opened and I saw a man's arm reaching in, I assumed it was her husband just walking in. Then we saw him. A shirtless, shoeless man who came in kinda rubbing his head and asked for a drink. My friend responded with, "Pardon?" And he repeated, "I need a drink." I calmly asked him to please leave my house and he did. It took about 20 minutes for me to realize just how shady the whole thing was. I called and reported it of course. The strangest part was that I felt bad for not giving him some water for the longest time after.but with 3 kiddos in the house, I think I made a wise choice.
P.S. Thanks to Jullianna for all of her awesome advice and reassurance.![]()