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This is a site to encourage others, fellowship, bible study and edifying and not a dating website but since we have seen that many ppl want to post their "requirements" of wife/husband, i thought to make a thread of funny things that you would put in a dating site :D
 
If a good foot soak in epsom salts brings your sexy back, if you love the lingering hint of Polident on your teeth in the morning, if a cup of peppermint tea is your idea of a stiff drink, if you consider cleaning litter boxes a labor of love, hit me up. :D

How's that? ;)
 
lol that made me laugh a lot, but it sounded more real than the common lines
 
Jullianna said:
If a good foot soak in epsom salts brings your sexy back, if you love the lingering hint of Polident on your teeth in the morning, if a cup of peppermint tea is your idea of a stiff drink, if you consider cleaning litter boxes a labor of love, hit me up. :D

How's that? ;)
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LOL, julieannie, especially the peppermint tea , and, polident? No, really?
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If you like coconut smoothies and getting soaked in the rain, and, the feel of the ocean washing through sandcastles you're building to beat the waves. And, if you only want to make love on our wedding night in the dunes of a cave, well, don't forget you must have Jesus' first in your heart, all that, let's go rollerskate :D
 
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LOL And I don't even have a cat ;)

If I did a for real one, it would probably go something like this:

Workaholic single mom who doesn't like to talk much and loves the Lord seeks christian man with a great sense of humor to drag me away from my desk. :D
 
lol Green, i im thinking that you live near the sea.....i dont know why

Jullianna, thats a good one

Mine would be : "Sporty but not so thin and not so young christian woman seeks someone who talks a lot, who prays a lot, who swims a lot and who laughs a lot" :D
 
God loving, music loving, picky, imperfect, tall, dark and handsome guy minus tall, dark and handsome (the handsome part depends on who you ask) seeks a miracle.

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niceguyJ said:
God loving, music loving, picky, imperfect, tall, dark and handsome guy minus tall, dark and handsome (the handsome part depends on who you ask) seeks a miracle.

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'seeks a miracle'

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LOL, nicestguy
 
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