Lawyer: Are you this young girl's grandfather?
Grandfather: Yes.
Lawyer: Did you cause your granddaughter to become pregnant?
Grandfather: No. Ask DiscipleDave. He will tell you I have absolutely nothing to do with my granddaughter getting pregnant.
Lawyer: That is all, your honor.
Judge: Well, lets ask DiscipleDave if he can testify on behalf of the grandfather.
[DiscipleDave gets sworn in.]
Judge: Is the grandfather responsible for getting his granddaughter pregnant?
DiscipleDave: No, your honor. It wasn't him who created the life growing inside his granddaughter.
.... Yikes...
Grandfather: Yes.
Lawyer: Did you cause your granddaughter to become pregnant?
Grandfather: No. Ask DiscipleDave. He will tell you I have absolutely nothing to do with my granddaughter getting pregnant.
Lawyer: That is all, your honor.
Judge: Well, lets ask DiscipleDave if he can testify on behalf of the grandfather.
[DiscipleDave gets sworn in.]
Judge: Is the grandfather responsible for getting his granddaughter pregnant?
DiscipleDave: No, your honor. It wasn't him who created the life growing inside his granddaughter.
.... Yikes...
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