What Makes A Persons Dateable/Non Dateable???
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I know a woman is dateable when.................. she allows me to take her to a drive-in movie.
I know a woman is undateable when.................... she cancels our drive-in movie date because she finds out I'll be taking her there on my mountain bike!!!
(I guess she was too high-class for me!!!).
I know a woman is undateable when.................... she cancels our drive-in movie date because she finds out I'll be taking her there on my mountain bike!!!
(I guess she was too high-class for me!!!).
I know a woman is dateable when..................... she shares her one million-dollar lottery winnings with me.
I know a woman is undateable when.................. as soon as she wins one million dollars, all of sudden she begins suffering from amnesia and can't remember who I am and tells me to get away from her (I find it hard to be just a coincidence!!!).
I know a woman is undateable when.................. as soon as she wins one million dollars, all of sudden she begins suffering from amnesia and can't remember who I am and tells me to get away from her (I find it hard to be just a coincidence!!!).
I know a woman is dateable when........... she lets me give her my coat to wear when it gets cold out during our walk.
I know a woman is undateable when...................... it gets really, really cold and I try to take my coat back from her for myself and she makes a big hissy fit about it.
(What am I supposed to do? Freeze to death???).
I know a woman is undateable when...................... it gets really, really cold and I try to take my coat back from her for myself and she makes a big hissy fit about it.
(What am I supposed to do? Freeze to death???).
I know a woman is dateable when..................... she is not taller than me.
I know a woman is undateable when.................... she is so much taller than me that she picks me up and carries me around on her shoulder like Treebeard did with Merry and Pippin in "Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers"
I know a woman is undateable when.................... she is so much taller than me that she picks me up and carries me around on her shoulder like Treebeard did with Merry and Pippin in "Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers"
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Dateable: Someone strong in their faith and unwavering when it comes to serving the Lord.
A fear I have, lol: Sometimes I fear that a husband will make me distanced from God because of the whole verses saying that it is better for a person to be single so they are fully committed to the Lord and an individual that is married has their interests divided, yet I like companionship because it gives the opportunities for the exchange of ideas and it expands the mind and spirit. I guess I sometimes have the tendency to be stuck in my own thought patterns, and need to hear perspective from someone different than me-- and to respect that difference--- it may be more uncomfortable but works for the furtherment of the Kingdom. Marriage may also give opportunity for grace to abound more, we don't live under the laws of man where we aren't to forgive our spouse for sinning....Yes, our sin may strongly effect the other person but if we are strongly relying on God and not on mere human understanding- conflicts will be achievably solved through divine workings of the Lord. We don't have to thank our works for that!
Non-Dateable: Someone who lives for the world and consults with the system of the world before consulting with God.
A fear I have, lol: Sometimes I fear that a husband will make me distanced from God because of the whole verses saying that it is better for a person to be single so they are fully committed to the Lord and an individual that is married has their interests divided, yet I like companionship because it gives the opportunities for the exchange of ideas and it expands the mind and spirit. I guess I sometimes have the tendency to be stuck in my own thought patterns, and need to hear perspective from someone different than me-- and to respect that difference--- it may be more uncomfortable but works for the furtherment of the Kingdom. Marriage may also give opportunity for grace to abound more, we don't live under the laws of man where we aren't to forgive our spouse for sinning....Yes, our sin may strongly effect the other person but if we are strongly relying on God and not on mere human understanding- conflicts will be achievably solved through divine workings of the Lord. We don't have to thank our works for that!
Non-Dateable: Someone who lives for the world and consults with the system of the world before consulting with God.
I know a woman is dateable when................. she buys us tickets to a Toronto Raptor's basketball game.
I know a woman is undateable when........................ she wants me to talk to her while the Raptor's "Dance Pak" cheerleaders are performing a dance routine during the half-time show.
Hey, they cheer us on during the game, so it would only be respectful to give them our full attention and cheer them on too!!!
I know a woman is undateable when........................ she wants me to talk to her while the Raptor's "Dance Pak" cheerleaders are performing a dance routine during the half-time show.
Hey, they cheer us on during the game, so it would only be respectful to give them our full attention and cheer them on too!!!
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Descyple's favorite cheerleader..lol 
No one wants to see that!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
I know a woman is dateable when......................... she says "Excuse me" after she inadvertently burps during our romantic dinner in a fancy restaurant.
I know a woman is undateable when...................... she burps very loudly during our romantic dinner, and she says to me "Try beating that one, Punk!!!"
I know a woman is undateable when...................... she burps very loudly during our romantic dinner, and she says to me "Try beating that one, Punk!!!"
