A Thread for MEN only!!!!! WOMEN are absolutely forbidden to post anything here!!!

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AuntieAnt

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Huckleberry said:
Knives.
Power tools.
Camping gear.
French-press coffee pots.
ATVs.
Wood stoves.
Household DIY projects.
Full-brim hats.......
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I like all of these! (And swords, too!)
 
Didymous

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I haven't filled with swords for years, but I used to, and I guess I still love them.
 
Didymous

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I thank everyone for contributing to this thread. I love that it became totally random.
 
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AuntieAnt

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Didymous said:
I used old socks to catch eels(haven't been eeling for years).
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I went bass fishing in the Delaware River and a caboodle of eels were grabbing all the bait and tangling up my line. What a yucky, slimy mess! I kept having to cut my line. I would never purposely go eel fishing. Them's ugly, too! :p
 
Didymous

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Ugly, yes, but some of the best tasting food in the water, imho.
 
blue_ladybug

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Posts here because I'm a thread-rules-rulebreaker... Tongue Out.png
 
Tommy379

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The girls have cooties, and are taking over.
 
Didymous

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Yes! Well, if I have to die from cooties, I guess I'd prefer girl cooties.
 
Didymous

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Loggers used to wear nylons to keep warm in the winter.
 
Didymous

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I never did, mainly because I didn't know any women whose nylons were big enough to fit my legs.
 
Didymous

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I got hit by a small log once, and it knocked me twenty feet into the air. I had a small lump on my leg for a year after that-then it went away.
 
Didymous

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A widow maker hit me on my tin hat once-drove my feet six inches into the ground.
 
Didymous

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My cousin Jeff died the first day he went into the brush, when the skidder he was working behind stalled and hit him.
 
hornetguy

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Didymous said:
This was a joke thread, and I fully expected women to come here and post.
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and you immediately got your wish, from that "uppity" Magenta. She's just that way, you know....:cool:
 
mailmandan

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My wife says that I never listen to her...or something like that. :p

The wife gets the last word in any argument and anything the husband says after that is the beginning of a new argument. :p

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mailmandan

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Albert Einstein really was a genius! :p

 
hornetguy

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Sweetmorningdew78 said:
When I read "for MEN" only...i got very curious :D :D



I am a woMAN so I can :D
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So you are one of those people that guys look at and go... "Woah.... MAN!" right?

That's why they call y'all "wo-man"
 
hornetguy

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Tinuviel said:
...I have nothing to say. I'm just a rebel that way :p
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naww, Tin... that's just because you haven't become "uppity" like all these other women.

I'm sure by your mid twenties you'll have mastered it.... :cool:
 
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NoNameMcgee

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blue_ladybug said:
Posts here because I'm a thread-rules-rulebreaker... View attachment 180211
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Pipp said:
It smells like salami and old socks in this thread.
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AuntieAnt said:
Here ya go, men. Auntie made you some snacks. :eek:

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Tinuviel said:
...I have nothing to say. I'm just a rebel that way :p
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Lighthearted said:
I'm just being curious to see if y'all talk about something besides the usual man things like...cars, sports, guns, all y'all's other toys...
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Sweetmorningdew78 said:
When I read "for MEN" only...i got very curious :D :D



I am a woMAN so I can :D
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Rochii said:
What if I feel like a man today and I grow a long beard? :p
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Reported.
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seoulsearch

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I'm thinking that the men are actually very happy to see the women posting here, because without us, you would all be missing a rib--now all your missing ribs are finally here.

And besides... What man doesn't like ribs? :cool:
 
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