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miknik5

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hornetguy said:
naww, Tin... that's just because you haven't become "uppity" like all these other women.

I'm sure by your mid twenties you'll have mastered it.... :cool:
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Ahhhhhhh.....

I thought it was when we were younger that we were more “uppity”.

I thought we became more mild with age?
 
miknik5

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NotmebutHim said:
Dontcha know that Cooties can be a fun game?
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If I remember cooties were the boys

i guess the boys had the same idea about the girls.


Hah! I didn’t know that
 
RickyZ

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mailmandan said:
My wife says that I never listen to her...or something like that. :p

The wife gets the last word in any argument and anything the husband says after that is the beginning of a new argument. :p
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If a man speaks and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
 
hornetguy

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seoulsearch said:
I'm thinking that the men are actually very happy to see the women posting here, because without us, you would all be missing a rib--now all your missing ribs are finally here.

And besides... What man doesn't like ribs? :cool:
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Exactly! Even Adam liked his ribs.... God had to TAKE it from him, to create you "other" creatures.... :)
 
miknik5

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hornetguy said:
Exactly! Even Adam liked his ribs.... God had to TAKE it from him, to create you "other" creatures.... :)
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Ha ha ha. THAT’s very funny

we women should just sit quietly and listen to the funny things that men have to say

As long as the men are aware that the women ARE listening
 
seoulsearch

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hornetguy said:
Exactly! Even Adam liked his ribs.... God had to TAKE it from him, to create you "other" creatures.... :)
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"Other" creatures???!!!

Haven't you ever heard the old saying that when God created man, He said, "This is good. But, I know I can do better..." and henceforth, God created woman. :D

(Just some good-natured "ribbing" around.) :)
 
miknik5

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seoulsearch said:
"Other" creatures???!!!

Haven't you ever heard the old saying that when God created man, He said, "This is good. But, I know I can do better..." and henceforth, God created woman. :D

(Just some good-natured "ribbing" around.) :)
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You go girl!

Ain’t it great to be a woman!!!
 
NotmebutHim

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Having trouble pasting it here, but there is this image meme that shows a bathroom sink countertop full of a woman's things. The caption says "Chicks be like 'You left the toilet seat up'".

:cool:
 
NotmebutHim

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seoulsearch said:
"Other" creatures???!!!

Haven't you ever heard the old saying that when God created man, He said, "This is good. But, I know I can do better..." and henceforth, God created woman. :D

(Just some good-natured "ribbing" around.) :)
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But you must remember that God formed the woman from or out of the man, so it's not as if He failed the first time! :D
 
seoulsearch

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NotmebutHim said:
But you must remember that God formed the woman from or out of the man, so it's not as if He failed the first time! :D
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It wasn't a failure, it just needed a few improvements. :p

(Just kidding, guys. You know we admire you just the way God made you. :))
 
NotmebutHim

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seoulsearch said:
It wasn't a failure, it just needed a few improvements. :p

(Just kidding, guys. You know we admire you just the way God made you. :))
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One of those improvements was the ability to amass a large number of shoes!
 
Pipp

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I have 2 pairs of shoes I like.... I've never understood the obsession myself.
 
seoulsearch

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NotmebutHim said:
One of those improvements was the ability to amass a large number of shoes!
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All those shoes..

And yet out of Godly submission and respect for you men, we still choose to walk half a step behind you. :)
 
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