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miknik5

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One of those improvements was the ability to amass a large number of shoes!
Thanks for making the closet to go with the shoes
we couldn’t have done it without you!!!
 

RickyZ

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#82
"Other" creatures???!!!

Haven't you ever heard the old saying that when God created man, He said, "This is good. But, I know I can do better..." and henceforth, God created woman. :D

(Just some good-natured "ribbing" around.) :)
I always thought it was funny that Eve initiated the eating of the forbidden fruit - yet we men took the blame for the fall!
 

miknik5

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I always thought it was funny that Eve initiated the eating of the forbidden fruit - yet we men took the blame for the fall!
How would you have had children without “Eve”?

And the fall affected all

”Eve” didn’t give birth to only daughters you know
 

miknik5

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With great difficulty!
Well it couldn’t be every creature had its mate and without Eve as the “mother of all living” there would have been no children
 

seoulsearch

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#88
This is a prime example of what a modern-day man sees as a mating call.

The ladies? Not so much (even though the men are probably hoping we'll answer with, "Turkey or ham?") :rolleyes:
 

Magenta

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#89
But you must remember that God formed the woman from or out of the man, so it's not as if He failed the first time! :D
Creation was not pronounced to be "very good" by God until after Eve was made ;) [SUB][SUP]
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RickyZ

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#90
God created the world in 7 days, and then rested. Then God created woman - and no one has rested since!
 

mailmandan

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One of those improvements was the ability to amass a large number of shoes!
LOL! My wife has so many shoes that she keeps them in large boxes marked "Summer" and "Winter." When Winter is over, I carry the box of Winter shoes down stairs to the storage and carry up the Summer box to her walk in closet. Sometimes, she will stumble across a pair of shoes that she forgot she had and it's like Christmas for her all over again. :eek:
 

miknik5

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Sorry. We are pains sometimes but the way to a woman’s heart is through her heart


just saying

especially since that day food is not one of our major priorities
 

miknik5

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So there!

try to get around that
 

miknik5

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LOL! My wife has so many shoes that she keeps them in large boxes marked "Summer" and "Winter." When Winter is over, I carry the box of Winter shoes down stairs to the storage and carry up the Summer box to her walk in closet. Sometimes, she will stumble across a pair of shoes that she forgot she had and it's like Christmas for her all over again. :eek:
Ha ha. That just happened to me!
 

mailmandan

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Sorry. We are pains sometimes but the way to a woman’s heart is through her heart

just saying

especially since that day food is not one of our major priorities
From my experience, women need to feel loved and cherished by their man - #1. *Compliments are very important to women. My wife and I took a survey that discussed the 5 most important things to the wife and to the husband (she got all 5 things right in the proper order) and I hit everything right about her, EXCEPT to my surprise, COMPLIMENTS were more important to her than I realized! :eek:
 

miknik5

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From my experience, women need to feel loved and cherished by their man - #1. *Compliments are very important to women. My wife and I took a survey that discussed the 5 most important things to the wife and to the husband (she got all 5 things right in the proper order) and I hit everything right about her, EXCEPT to my surprise, COMPLIMENTS were more important to her than I realized! :eek:
That is so beautiful that you two did that!
 

NotmebutHim

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"Does this (fill in the blank) make my (fill in the blank) look (fill in the blank)?"

The question with NO safe answer! :D
 

Josie223

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How about women posting in a group meant for "men only"?
I am just being curious
 

Mem

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So you are one of those people that guys look at and go... "Woah.... MAN!" right?

That's why they call y'all "wo-man"
Imagine the state we'd all be in if Adam had looked at Eve and said, "Ewww! man."
 

Mem

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I always thought it was funny that Eve initiated the eating of the forbidden fruit - yet we men took the blame for the fall!
I have yet to formulate my theory of this concisely, but it correlates with men as the begetters and women as the bearers.