A Thread for MEN only!!!!! WOMEN are absolutely forbidden to post anything here!!!

[mailmandan]

And besides... What man doesn't like ribs?

You got that right! BBQ in general!

 

[miknik5]

"Does this (fill in the blank) make my (fill in the blank) look (fill in the blank)?"

The question with NO safe answer!

There is always a safe answer and you know it!

 

[NotmebutHim]

There is always a safe answer and you know it!

According to Jeff Foxworthy, it's "Great! You know it's so small, I can barely see it in this light!!"

 

[mailmandan]

LOL! I would not do this to my wife, but this meme made me laugh and think of my wife because I open jars for my wife on a regular basis (and the lid to our Nutri Ninja Blender every morning when my wife makes a smoothie).

 

[miknik5]

According to Jeff Foxworthy, it's "Great! You know it's so small, I can barely see it in this light!!"

That’s not a good or safe response

you look great suffices for all the many questions that we might ask

 

[Magenta]

I have yet to formulate my theory of this concisely, but it correlates with men as the begetters and women as the bearers.

Masculine = outgoing creative force

Feminine = receives and manifests creative impulse

 

[Didymous]

Yes, women-even if they have cooties-are always welcome, especially if they bring ribs.

 

[Didymous]

That’s not a good or safe response

you look great suffices for all the many questions that we might ask

Ladies, you all look great today.

 

[Magenta]

Eve was made from Adam's side so that she could be near and dear to his heart ​

 

[miknik5]

Woman: Honey, I made your favorite for dinner!
Man: You look great!

Ta da....


(Both are happy)

just (slightly) kidding

 

[miknik5]

Ladies, you all look great today.

Ha ha!


Thanks!

 

[Didymous]

Well, I can't actually see you, but God can, and I'm sure He thinks y'all look great.

 

[miknik5]

And HE looks where it really matters

 

[Didymous]

But of course, my dear lady.

 

[NotmebutHim]

Here's a joke I read in an old issue of Reader's Digest:

First man: In my house I'm really "somebody".
Second man: Is that so?
First man: Yeah. Every night, my wife calls out from the kitchen, "Will somebody take out the garbage?"

 

[Didymous]

The Bible teaches that the man is supposed to make the coffee....

 

[Anne_81]

A physical impossibility according to my experience!

Well, I actually do my best to be respectful and not to interrupt a man speaking...

 

[AuntieAnt]

The girls have cooties, and are taking over.

Dontcha know that Cooties can be a fun game?

I always thought it was funny that Eve initiated the eating of the forbidden fruit - yet we men took the blame for the fall!

You took the blame?! Ummm... If I remember correctly, Adam blamed God for it. *doh! *

 

[mailmandan]

Woman: Honey, I made your favorite for dinner!
Man: You look great!

Ta da....

(Both are happy)

just (slightly) kidding

LOL! That's how it works.

 

[Mem]

LOL! I would not do this to my wife, but this meme made me laugh and think of my wife because I open jars for my wife on a regular basis (and the lid to our Nutri Ninja Blender every morning when my wife makes a smoothie).

Open a jar and, voi'la, dinner! Hmmm