Things people say that dont make sense...

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Relena7

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"Don't get mad, but...."

I'd like to know who doesn't get ready to be mad after hearing those words? LOL
 
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OFM

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when the cashier at the walmart check out counter says:"did you find everything you were looking for"???? if i did not would she turn off he register light and come help me find it with 20 people behind me in line or just say merry day 2 you.
 
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Trax

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Dude653 said:
You know that old expression, ''You cant have your cake and eat it too''? That makes absolutely no sense. First, if I cant eat the cake then why bother having it. Second, once I am in possession of said cake, what is preventing me from eating it?
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When some one is talking to you then says, "you know?" Well, if I already know this, why are you
wasting both our time telling it?

Watch ESPN some time. A player from a team can't answer a question or give an opinion
without using the two words, "you know", again and again, and again,.....
 
seed_time_harvest

seed_time_harvest

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knock yourself out.
i guess it means you have at it,but why do you have to be unconcious.
 
resurrection33

resurrection33

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We will attempt to procure a government grant to fund a study to determine whether or not it is possible to possess a cake and eat it too.
 
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OFM

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When People always for no normal reason just Say:"WHATEVER" when you say something or ask them something like "WhatEver" is some kind of Magical Real Answer
 
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OFM

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How now Bronwn Cow,
Don't Look At Me In That Tone Of Voice,
Take That Supid Look Off Of Your Face.
 
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Miri

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How is it that to have your head in the clouds is considered a bad thing.

But blue sky thinking is considered a good thing.

Huh ???
 
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Fractal_Curve

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When people say "Excuse yourself" after you belch or something...

What they mean is that they want you to say "Excuse me", but that would be you making a request to be excused, not excusing yourself. To excuse yourself, you'd have to say "I am excused" or something to that effect.
 
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ForeverHis42

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Something people say doesn't make sense:

Person 1: So what did you do at work/school/DisneyLand/other location today?
Person 2: oh nothing. *exits room and/or immerses themselves into a task*

Even though they very obviously did something.

Ok fine. I admit it. =P I tend to say "nothing" when my dad askes how school went. Especially when there happens to be a book within the immediate vincity (or in my hands) Me equals extreme book worm :D:D :D
 
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starfield

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"ATM machine". The word "Machine" is redundant as ATM stands for Automated Teller Machine. So writing "ATM machine" is in fact Automated Teller Machine machine....huh? o_O

"It's so hot outside you can fry an egg on the sidewalk". Who in the world would you want to fry an egg on the sidewalk? Yuck!

"I slept like a baby". Oh really? So you woke up crying in the middle of the night then your mommy fed you, changed your diaper, and rocked you back to sleep? :eek: That doesn't seem like a sound sleep to me. Lol
 
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shekaniah

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When my someone says...Can I get a some help? Or Can I drive your car? I always say back...I don't know, can you?

What happen to... May I please use your car? Or Excuse me, could you help me?
 
pickles

pickles

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Well, this stupid thing I said....
A woman was telling me about the time she spent in a chinese prison camp.....I asked her, And you survived it?.....:eek:

My husbands favorate saying is...
Im so hungry my stumick thinks my throats been cut. :rolleyes:

But the one that really is anoying.....
Is when you wake up, and go into the kitchen, and some one says...oh, are you up now? :confused:
(no, im still in bed and sleeping):rolleyes:

God bless :)
pickles
 
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Fractal_Curve

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starfield said:
"ATM machine". The word "Machine" is redundant as ATM stands for Automated Teller Machine. So writing "ATM machine" is in fact Automated Teller Machine machine....huh? o_O
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That's known as a tautology, haha. And yes, it is irritating.

shekaniah said:
When my someone says...Can I get a some help? Or Can I drive your car? I always say back...I don't know, can you?

What happen to... May I please use your car? Or Excuse me, could you help me?
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I covered that earlier in the thread, haha.
 
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shekaniah

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Fractal_Curve said:
That's known as a tautology, haha. And yes, it is irritating.



I covered that earlier in the thread, haha.
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You covered the "can I"

My point was the "please" (manners)
Some people... what they are really asking is...
"Give me the keys to your car so I Can drive it."
With out the "please may I"...it's more like a demand, then a question.
 
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Fractal_Curve

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shekaniah said:
You covered the "can I"

My point was the "please" (manners)
Some people... what they are really asking is...
"Give me the keys to your car so I Can drive it."
With out the "please may I"...it's more like a demand, then a question.
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Ahh, I see. Yes indeed, manners cost absolutely nothing.
 
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BananaPie

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"What's your VIN number?"
...oh, you mean V1547388Q4N09452FAP9K264916722-037H...?
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"Honey, are you asleep?"
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"Have you eaten at McDonald's before?"
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"Why do you have so many children?"
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"Why do you believe in the Trinity?"
...oh, because I don't believe in Baal... :D
 
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shekaniah

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BananaPie said:
"What's your VIN number?"
...oh, you mean V1547388Q4N09452FAP9K264916722-037H...?
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"Honey, are you asleep?"
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"Have you eaten at McDonald's before?"
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"Why do you have so many children?"
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"Why do you believe in the Trinity?"
...oh, because I don't believe in Baal... :D
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Or "why do you have to go to church?"
I want to say I don't have to... I want to :)

I got asked why I had so many kids too!
I sometimes asked myself that question lol :D
Good ones :)
 
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Rock022

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I almost helped you!

Almost does not count!
 
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Rock022

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Over yonder! - I said What? - he said On the table.
 
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