What my pms consist of:
Dude with a weird username - hello
Me - Sorry, I don't do pms.
Dude - How r u?
Me - ...I don't do pms.
Dude - Ur nam? (and yes...I've had like 5 people say EXACTLY that.)
Me - *ignore*
THE END!
*happy sigh* I love happy endings, don't you?
Also....you can say stuff as random as your GROCERY list and they'll still ask all these things. Believe me. I've tried it.