It seems the rules of the Sirks thread have been either forgotten or people are just being disobedient.
1) the Sirk knows everything.
2)The Sirk must be given the respect he deserves or there will be comsequences...up to and including the Sirk publicly saying he doesn't like you. This could be very bad for your social life and or pocketbook.
3) the Sirk can make up rules at anytime and without notice based on how he feels you best will learn stuff.