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jonathanbchristian

jonathanbchristian

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Thus saith the Lord, I love you. I care for you. I want to be with you. I love you very much. Thus saith the Lord, I am He that seeketh your prayers. I am He that longeth for you all the day long. I am He that seeketh your affections. Seek me and I will find you. Ask and ye shall recieve. Knock and it shall be opened unto you. I am He that looketh open the Earth to find my children and to dwell with them. I am that looketh as the father of the prodigal son. Come home in prayer. Thus saith the Lord I am He that looketh for your wealth and it is vanished. I am He that looketh for your gain and it is not there. I am He that seeketh in the Scripture blessings for you. I am He that knoweth them and keepeth that which I have sworn. Blessed are they that seek the Lord with all of their hearts. Blessed are they that know the ways of God. Blessed are they that know the way of Jehovah. Blessed are they that love to be in the congragation of the saints. Blessed are they who look for the return of the Lord. Thus saith the Lord I have not been slack conserning my promises. I have not been lacks. I am He that giveth wisdom and upbraideth not. Seek me and I will be found of you. Seek me and I will bless your goings forth. Seek me and I will have pride of thee. To the saints of the Church, God speed. To those who labor in doctrine, God speed.
 
Strangelove

Strangelove

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jonathanbchristian said:
Thus saith the Lord, I love you. I care for you. I want to be with you. I love you very much. Thus saith the Lord, I am He that seeketh your prayers. I am He that longeth for you all the day long. I am He that seeketh your affections. Seek me and I will find you. Ask and ye shall recieve. Knock and it shall be opened unto you. I am He that looketh open the Earth to find my children and to dwell with them. I am that looketh as the father of the prodigal son. Come home in prayer. Thus saith the Lord I am He that looketh for your wealth and it is vanished. I am He that looketh for your gain and it is not there. I am He that seeketh in the Scripture blessings for you. I am He that knoweth them and keepeth that which I have sworn. Blessed are they that seek the Lord with all of their hearts. Blessed are they that know the ways of God. Blessed are they that know the way of Jehovah. Blessed are they that love to be in the congragation of the saints. Blessed are they who look for the return of the Lord. Thus saith the Lord I have not been slack conserning my promises. I have not been lacks. I am He that giveth wisdom and upbraideth not. Seek me and I will be found of you. Seek me and I will bless your goings forth. Seek me and I will have pride of thee. To the saints of the Church, God speed. To those who labor in doctrine, God speed.
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Who are you exactly?
 
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Abiding

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Waits with a cold energy drink :)
 
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eternally-gratefull

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Strangelove said:
I mean who are you?

You seem to be speaking for God. It doesnt make sense.
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he thinks he is a prophet. Of course he also thinks God would talk to us in old english. He doesn't know God very well. God speaks to us in our own language. Not in the KJV language ;)
 
Strangelove

Strangelove

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eternally-gratefull said:
he thinks he is a prophet. Of course he also thinks God would talk to us in old english. He doesn't know God very well. God speaks to us in our own language. Not in the KJV language ;)
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Oh.........how disturbing.
 
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systemdown101

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eternally-gratefull said:
he thinks he is a prophet. Of course he also thinks God would talk to us in old english. He doesn't know God very well. God speaks to us in our own language. Not in the KJV language ;)
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Bah! Forsooth, I know not thine touch'd speech! Yet, do as thou wilt, and perchance I will speaketh to thee anon come the eve ere I finish pressing the buttons on this strange device with the screen that glows!


Verily!
 
jonathanbchristian

jonathanbchristian

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systemdown101 said:
Bah! Forsooth, I know not thine touch'd speech! Yet, do as thou wilt, and perchance I will speaketh to thee anon come the eve ere I finish pressing the buttons on this strange device with the screen that glows!


Verily!
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Translation into modern English
Bah, 'one who tells the future by ungodly means', I know not your touch'd speech! Yet, do what you want, and perchance I will speak to you 'right away' on the eve 'before' I finish pressing the buttons on this strange device with the screen that glows!
 
Strangelove

Strangelove

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jonathanbchristian said:
Translation into modern English
Bah, 'one who tells the future by ungodly means', I know not your touch'd speech! Yet, do what you want, and perchance I will speak to you 'right away' on the eve 'before' I finish pressing the buttons on this strange device with the screen that glows!
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Uhm....you just ruined the joke.
 
loveschild

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eternally-gratefull said:
he thinks he is a prophet. Of course he also thinks God would talk to us in old english. He doesn't know God very well. God speaks to us in our own language. Not in the KJV language ;)
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God talks how ever he wants. He told me be of good cheer once. That's old to me.
 
loveschild

loveschild

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Do you ever pay attention to what is being said? Is it asking you to get closer to God? What did it start out with? God loves you. You people need to get it together and pay attention to what is said.

I've heard some messages warning people are going to hell and hell wasn't made for man but for Satan and his demons but people are still going there. The messages usually sound just like the old bible words. People recognize that.
 
Strangelove

Strangelove

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loveschild said:
Do you ever pay attention to what is being said? Is it asking you to get closer to God? What did it start out with? God loves you. You people need to get it together and pay attention to what is said.

I've heard some messages warning people are going to hell and hell wasn't made for man but for Satan and his demons but people are still going there. The messages usually sound just like the old bible words. People recognize that.
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Then why do we need some guy on the internet to tell us? It's all in the bible.
 
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systemdown101

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Megatron

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Ymmot said:
Give him some credit though, he doesn't have a old black&white pedo as an avatar.
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Well judging by the fact that his avatar is only one of three characters played by Peter Sellers in Dr Strangelove, who is probably more famous as his role of Closseau in The Pink Panther, than his turn a Clare Quilty in Lolita, thus negating any impact of the pedo comment. But it was a nice attempt at trolling I'll give you that.
 
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