Im sorry you don't find me funny. Having twigs stuck up certain places will do that to a man. Canadians are usually pretty funny too. Guess there are exceptions to rules.
That's great but I'm pretty sure they're meant to go in your mouth, not any other orfices.
I'm pretty sure anyone reading your post 106 would come to the same conclusion I did. If you didn't want to be called out then maybe you shouldn't have said it or written it.