Jogging - a sign of the end.

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breno785au

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Absolute heresy, a flamin outrage! Jogging is not considered running you false teacher.
 
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Larry_Stotle

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Absolute heresy, a flamin outrage! Jogging is not considered running you false teacher.


I might have to rework my original hypothesis/thesis here ....hmm...thanks for the rebuke/correction.







1. (Soccer) sport (esp in football games) the act or an instance of swerving past an opponent

2. (Rugby) sport (esp in football games) the act or an instance of swerving past an opponent

Whoops - it must be the Brits, Aussie and Kiwi's...whoda thunk eh?






Happier now are We?

 

breno785au

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Now I think your onto something...ill pray about it brother, the Lord Gooooood Almighty shall saith that Heeeee willlleth!
 

crossnote

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"The End ended back then"

the-end.jpg

...the preterist :cool:
 
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Larry_Stotle

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#65
"The End ended back then"



...the preterist :cool:
Lol - not really Monsieur Note.

You do deserve a carrot though....eat more and you might SEE clearly.






Nothing like upsetting the cart eh Note?

:p

The gospel goes on forever as does the earth:

(Eccl 1:4 KJV) One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh: but the earth abideth for ever.

They will all be assimlated...resistance is futile.

Your resistance is about 2.4 ohms - very little really...I've dealt with people in the kilohms..
 
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pastac

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#66
this really should have said eating a sign of the end!! pun intended lol
 

konroh

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"Truly you have a dizzying intellect"

"Wait til I get going ... where was I?"
 
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danalee

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#68
I chuckled several times reading these. Thanks for the light humor.

I KNOW RIGHT. I especially like coming here to see all the jokes people make about Christians and the bible.

God, I love the Simpsons.
 
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pastac

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#69
Lo lol lol
 
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Larry_Stotle

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#70
Larry isn't making fun of the book of Revelation but of the ridiculous and many non-biblical and paranoid interpretations believed and spread by some Christians (particularly in America).

Thanks for the laugh, Larry. :)
Two Thumbs up from Larry and Harry..
 
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Laodicea

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*Daniel 12:4 KJV*
But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, even to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased.


This verse is saying many shall run to and fro within the Book of Daniel an knowledge on the book of Daniel would be increased. At the start of the verse it is sealed till the time of the end, so only in the time of the end would people understand more about what Daniel was shown.
 

Elizabeth619

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Frankly, I don't find Larry funny at all. I find him to be a sower of mischief. A child in desperate need of a spanking. There is far too much boastful blindness in this one and following him would be like following behind Evel Knievel or the Joker. Best not to follow a mocker into the ditch guys. he is the killer of hope, and you would entertain him? Since when did having a sense of humor mean to let your guard for the hearts God gave you down?
And if you have an issue with someone you have the awesome option to place them on ignore so you not longer see their posts. If I have problems with someone I ignore them. It is just that simple.
 

crossnote

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And if you have an issue with someone you have the awesome option to place them on ignore so you not longer see their posts. If I have problems with someone I ignore them. It is just that simple.
Is that why no one replies to my posts anymore?
 

Elizabeth619

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Is that why no one replies to my posts anymore?
I still do :)

Evidently my ignore list is rather long. Didn't realize this til the other day when 3 people I have on ignore were in the same thread, and I am pretty sure one likes to follow me around. I post something then he will follow right after in many different threads. MAybe one day he will realize I can't see his posts. Awkward.
 
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MidniteWelder

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Are Adidas ok? I'm so afraid now that Adidas was some god or something and by adorning my feet with his likeness I am running metaphorically into his bosom.

LOL. There is always wal mart brand I guess. They hurt my feet tho.
Adidas no...it's an anacronym from the enemy to plant subliminal messages which stands for
(A)ll (D)ay (I) (D)ream (A)bout (S)ex
sandals is what they wore in the bible so that's ok
but then again anytime they were on holy ground they had to take them off anyway.

Which is why we want women barefoot in the kitchen because we are the king of our castle
and thereby we have made them holy by presenting to us as a radiant church without blemish
:p
 
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Tintin

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Sirk, no, no, no. Adidas wasn't a pagan god, that was Nike - the Greek goddess of victory and horribly expensive shoes.
 
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MidniteWelder

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