Jogging - a sign of the end.

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Sirk

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I dunno, probably not as miniony as us that claim Yoga is ok..

I would dump the Nikes just in case. (Made by the Kings of the East)..
Are Adidas ok? I'm so afraid now that Adidas was some god or something and by adorning my feet with his likeness I am running metaphorically into his bosom. Haha
 
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Larry_Stotle

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Heh interesting fact on Nike actually, the original flame emblem of Nike had to be scrapped in the middle eastern markets due to it resembling the bismallah.
Them Islamic's - it's them that got us all in this mess with al'gebra and al'chemy - al' be...
 
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Are Adidas ok? I'm so afraid now that Adidas was some god or something and by adorning my feet with his likeness I am running metaphorically into his bosom. Haha
I think so - I wear them while watching TV - I wouldn't want to wear 'em out at that price:

A quick consult with the googley spirit revealed this:

From the name of its founder, Adolf “Adi” Dassler

I guessler he's ok..
 
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Larry_Stotle

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Ah unlike Nike which is even blatantly named after a greek abomination, Adidas is only named after a former nazi.

Adolf Dassler - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Opps - spoke to soon - well I guess we are left with Puma....hope yer not allergic to cats..


My thread's gone to the dogs....

Yikes that's not good either:

"Rudolf left the company to found Puma on the other side of town (across the Aurach River)"

There ya go, tooing and froing across the "waters".
 
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Opps - spoke to soon - well I guess we are left with Puma....hope yer not allergic to cats..


My thread's gone to the dogs....
LOL. There is always wal mart brand I guess. They hurt my feet tho.
 
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LOL. There is always wal mart brand I guess. They hurt my feet tho.
Just watch TV - I wanna know why a reindeer would be starting a running shoe factory - is he beast?
 
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LOLO me O my Why O Vanish I cry O try. The lone member and 33 guest byie byie
 
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LOLO me O my Why O Vanish I cry O try. The lone member and 33 guest byie byie
Now what Obi Wan?

Oh - I see, I'm losing audience to the Fox Channel:

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According to Yahoo News jogging is on the increase and gaining popularity all the time.

This is "obviously" a sign of the end as per the Prophet Daniel:

(Dan 12:4 KJV) But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, even to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased.

This is a diabolical plot as Satan inspires those who worship his image and receive the mark of the beast (Nike)

Satan is improving the cardiovascular health and general fitness of his minions while preparing them for the Battle of Armageddon.

Maybe our kids are being trained early on with all this tooing and froing on swing sets:








Billy Connolly - "It's not the jogging - it's the joggers I cannay stand."



Add your comedic "sign of the end" gleaned from the daily news here....
I have not jogged since serving with the 101st Airborne Division years ago. At least, back then I was paid to run.
 
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LOL. There is always wal mart brand I guess. They hurt my feet tho.
You and I should be glad we don't have to go through the 'Can you walk?' discussions when our wives on stilettos have to move more than a few yards on high days and holy days.
 
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I have not jogged since serving with the 101st Airborne Division years ago. At least, back then I was paid to run.
You guys also get to float downwards, don't you? (from 5,000 m).
 
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Yup - I wus right​

Manny shall run to and fro:




Follower Gump draws large following from the straight and narrow way:



 
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Kerry

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You know I thought jogging was a good idea until I tried it and realized all the car exhaust I was breathing in.
 
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Tintin

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Larry isn't making fun of the book of Revelation but of the ridiculous and many non-biblical and paranoid interpretations believed and spread by some Christians (particularly in America).

Thanks for the laugh, Larry. :)
 

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According to Yahoo News jogging is on the increase and gaining popularity all the time.

This is "obviously" a sign of the end as per the Prophet Daniel:

(Dan 12:4 KJV) But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, even to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased.

This is a diabolical plot as Satan inspires those who worship his image and receive the mark of the beast (Nike)

Satan is improving the cardiovascular health and general fitness of his minions while preparing them for the Battle of Armageddon.

Maybe our kids are being trained early on with all this tooing and froing on swing sets:








Billy Connolly - "It's not the jogging - it's the joggers I cannay stand."



Add your comedic "sign of the end" gleaned from the daily news here....
This could hurt more than help.