NIV Only

[Zmouth]

One is inspired, the other is not

Leviticus 11:13-20 KJV
13 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
14 And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;
15 Every raven after his kind;
16 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,
17 And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,
18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,
19 And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.
20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.

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Leviticus 11:13-20 NIV
13 “‘These are the birds you are to regard as unclean and not eat because they are unclean: the eagle,[a] the vulture, the black vulture,
14 the red kite, any kind of black kite,
15 any kind of raven,
16 the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk,
17 the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl,
18 the white owl, the desert owl, the osprey,
19 the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat.
20 All flying insects that walk on all fours are to be regarded as unclean by you.


So, I take it you are a penguin eater.

 

[graceNpeace]

Leviticus 11:13-20 KJV
13 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
14 And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;
15 Every raven after his kind;
16 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,
17 And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,
18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,
19 And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.
20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.

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Leviticus 11:13-20 NIV
13 “‘These are the birds you are to regard as unclean and not eat because they are unclean: the eagle,[a] the vulture, the black vulture,
14 the red kite, any kind of black kite,
15 any kind of raven,
16 the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk,
17 the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl,
18 the white owl, the desert owl, the osprey,
19 the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat.
20 All flying insects that walk on all fours are to be regarded as unclean by you.


So, I take it you are a penguin eater.

Now that is funny.....

 

[trofimus]

I still cannot decide what is more delicious... middle-eastern penguins or 4-legged insects.

 

[SovereignGrace]

Soooooo, seeing that the NIV is the inspired inerrant word of God, ppl can't eat chocolate covered ants.

Who'd want to anyways?

 

[posthuman]

Soooooo, seeing that the NIV is the inspired inerrant word of God, ppl can't eat chocolate covered ants.

Who'd want to anyways?

hang on -- don't they walk on all sixes, not "all fours" ?

 

[trofimus]

Soooooo, seeing that the NIV is the inspired inerrant word of God, ppl can't eat chocolate covered ants.

Who'd want to anyways?

They can, ants do not have 4 legs. But they must not rip some of their legs off to make them have only 4. In that moment it is unclean.

 

[posthuman]

They can, ants do not have 4 legs. But they must not rip some of their legs off to make them have only 4. In that moment it is unclean.

reckon we ought to watch the ants and be careful not to eat any that are waving exactly two of their legs in the air while walking on the other four

 

[BillG]

I still cannot decide what is more delicious... middle-eastern penguins or 4-legged insects.

Can you have fries with them?

 

[SovereignGrace]

hang on -- don't they walk on all sixes, not "all fours" ?

I stand corrected.

Now, who would want to eat chocolate covered ants?
#notme
#yuck

 

[dcontroversal]

Intended as just a bit of lighthearted fun DC.
I hope I am not hurting anyone.....

The answers are good though, so I am learning a lot.

Obviously bro...hence my comments in the 3 or 4 posts I have made.....

 

[trofimus]

reckon we ought to watch the ants and be careful not to eat any that are waving exactly two of their legs in the air while walking on the other four

When I am thinking about it, we can eat ants, but we cant eat their queens. Only queens are winged and flying.

So we can have as much ants as we like on a lunch today, yummy!

 

[trofimus]

Can you have fries with them?

I was more about hamburgers... but I guess...

 

[BeyondET]

The Klingon bible is the best translation ever, surely there's no other.

1 Daq the tagh ghaHta' the mu', je the mu' ghaHta' tlhej joH'a', je the mu' ghaHta' joH'a'.

1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

2 The rap ghaHta' Daq the tagh tlhej joH'a'.

2 He was in the beginning with God.

3 Hoch Dochmey were chenmoHta' vegh ghaH. Hutlh ghaH ghaHta' ghobe' vay' chenmoHta' vetlh ghajtaH taH chenmoHta'.

3 All things came into being through Him, and apart from Him nothing came into being that has come into being.

4 Daq ghaH ghaHta' yIn, je the yIn ghaHta' the wov vo' loDpu'.

4 In Him was life, and the life was the Light of men.

5 The wov shines Daq the HurghtaHghach, je the HurghtaHghach ghajbe' overcome { Note: The mu' translated “overcome” (katelaben) laH je taH translated “comprehended.” 'oH refers Daq getting a grip Daq an jagh Daq defeat ghaH. } 'oH.

5 The Light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not comprehend it.

 

[J7]

Leviticus 11:13-20 KJV
13 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
14 And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;
15 Every raven after his kind;
16 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,
17 And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,
18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,
19 And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.
20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.

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Leviticus 11:13-20 NIV
13 “‘These are the birds you are to regard as unclean and not eat because they are unclean: the eagle,[a] the vulture, the black vulture,
14 the red kite, any kind of black kite,
15 any kind of raven,
16 the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk,
17 the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl,
18 the white owl, the desert owl, the osprey,
19 the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat.
20 All flying insects that walk on all fours are to be regarded as unclean by you.


So, I take it you are a penguin eater.

I had seal once, it came with the scroll.

3 [FONT=&quot]Then he said to me, “Son of man, eat this scroll I am giving you and fill your stomach with it.”

never had penguin though[/FONT]

 

[J7]

its alien to me

The Klingon bible is the best translation ever, surely there's no other.

1 Daq the tagh ghaHta' the mu', je the mu' ghaHta' tlhej joH'a', je the mu' ghaHta' joH'a'.

1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

2 The rap ghaHta' Daq the tagh tlhej joH'a'.

2 He was in the beginning with God.

3 Hoch Dochmey were chenmoHta' vegh ghaH. Hutlh ghaH ghaHta' ghobe' vay' chenmoHta' vetlh ghajtaH taH chenmoHta'.

3 All things came into being through Him, and apart from Him nothing came into being that has come into being.

4 Daq ghaH ghaHta' yIn, je the yIn ghaHta' the wov vo' loDpu'.

4 In Him was life, and the life was the Light of men.

5 The wov shines Daq the HurghtaHghach, je the HurghtaHghach ghajbe' overcome { Note: The mu' translated “overcome” (katelaben) laH je taH translated “comprehended.” 'oH refers Daq getting a grip Daq an jagh Daq defeat ghaH. } 'oH.

5 The Light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not comprehend it.

 

[BillG]

The Klingon bible is the best translation ever, surely there's no other.

1 Daq the tagh ghaHta' the mu', je the mu' ghaHta' tlhej joH'a', je the mu' ghaHta' joH'a'.

1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

2 The rap ghaHta' Daq the tagh tlhej joH'a'.

2 He was in the beginning with God.

3 Hoch Dochmey were chenmoHta' vegh ghaH. Hutlh ghaH ghaHta' ghobe' vay' chenmoHta' vetlh ghajtaH taH chenmoHta'.

3 All things came into being through Him, and apart from Him nothing came into being that has come into being.

4 Daq ghaH ghaHta' yIn, je the yIn ghaHta' the wov vo' loDpu'.

4 In Him was life, and the life was the Light of men.

5 The wov shines Daq the HurghtaHghach, je the HurghtaHghach ghajbe' overcome { Note: The mu' translated “overcome” (katelaben) laH je taH translated “comprehended.” 'oH refers Daq getting a grip Daq an jagh Daq defeat ghaH. } 'oH.

5 The Light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not comprehend it.

That sounds very similar to a p****d up Glaswegian fella. Trust me I've seen a many, many of the time.

 

[BeyondET]

its alien to me

For the Trekkie fans.

it's quite humorous a Klingon bible translation. lol

order one today at Amazon. t

 

[resurrection33]

Oh no that's backwards. The red needs to be on the inside.
The only one is the NIV with the words of Christ in red .
Red letters make it inspired. Black and white letters are not inspired .
Blessings
Bill

I don't agree with you on the NIV thing, but I like the red letter versions.

 

[dcontroversal]

For the Trekkie fans.

it's quite humorous a Klingon bible translation. lol

order one today at Amazon. t

Would that be in tongues.......HAHAH

 

[wwjd_kilden]

That sounds very similar to a p****d up Glaswegian fella. Trust me I've seen a many, many of the time.

Reminds me of a book a friend of mine had about the British, in particular the Scottish,
there was a section about Glaswian where one said "afellafelloffalorry"