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BillG

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Weve got SKILL to use anything AS a potential weapon..lol
I remember once.

My wife was stood in front of the mirror.

She asked me.

Does this dress make my bum look big.

Without thinking I said "No it's all the cake and chocolate you eat that makes it big"

I soon saw the error in that comment.

After about 2 days the right eye black eye opened up
The left eye the next day.

She has a strong fist.
 

calibob

Sinner saved by grace
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Anaheim, Cali.
hint guys, esp. young guys. Never buy them a waffle iron and say, "I got this for you." ("old age and treachery shall overcome youth and enthusiasm.")
 

blue_ladybug

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Feb 21, 2014
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I remember once.

My wife was stood in front of the mirror.

She asked me.

Does this dress make my bum look big.

Without thinking I said "No it's all the cake and chocolate you eat that makes it big"

I soon saw the error in that comment.

After about 2 days the right eye black eye opened up
The left eye the next day.

She has a strong fist.

Dam near peed myself reading this... Happy Crying Cat.gif
 

BillG

Senior Member
Feb 15, 2017
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hint guys, esp. young guys. Never buy them a waffle iron and say, "I got this for you." ("old age and treachery shall overcome youth and enthusiasm.")
They will soon learn.
Just like us old guys have
 

BillG

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Lol..i used that "pile" when i first started posting cause i thought it was PUDDING! Lol i WONDERED why i got shocked responses..lol
Note to Bill.

If Jewel invites you round for a meal and asks if you want pudding, tell her you are full.
 

Jewel5712

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Note to Bill.

If Jewel invites you round for a meal and asks if you want pudding, tell her you are full.
Lol. HILARIOUS..no..u should say "pass a spoon"..lol..one plop or two? Lol whipped cream on yours? Lol