RIDICULOUS CHRISTIAN CLAIMS AND SHAMING JESUS

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I read the original post, he said nothing that is not known to be true by most Christians, and he made sense, even later explaining that he believed that God does heal, yet the man was attacked like he had proclaimed that Jesus was not the Son of God. Also the attitude of the attackers was similar to the attitude of those in the NT who attacked Jesus. The attackers actually changed what he had posted so they could be more vehement in their attacks...what is Christian about that?
 

Locutus

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Some people do make what I call questionable claims, some are outright unbalanced.

One "pentecostal" woman was making all sorts of claims - she asked if she was wrong for rebuking the sun for shining in her eyes while she was driving her car.

I said she should be checking the rear view mirror more often to watch out for two men in white coats driving a white van....:p
 
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By the way, concerning one of the two individuals mentioned, the lady whose neighbor's cat spoke to her, she also claims that God punishes those who speak against her. She has claimed men have died over remarks made to her about her claims. Pretty good tactic to protect her cover.

Additionally, she is not a member of a local fellowship, therefore she is not under authority and accountability. Her attitude definitely reflects her headstrong nature. She claims to be a prophet as well.

Concerning Balaam's donkey, I will allow that God caused a donkey to speak to a false prophet. If someone wants to self-identify as a false prophet, I will consider that an animal may have spoken to them. I'll go that far :)

I have sympathy for the mentally ill who make such claims, but 1) I don't think all those who make false claims are mentally ill but are trying to exalt themselves with such claims and 2) if people flock to such individuals as wise teachers, it needs to be called out.
 
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that she resurrected the dead from a morgue
Jesus said we could raise the dead, heal the sick, cast out devils, and more.

Just cause you are in unbelief over something Jesus said we could do does not mean everyone else is.

And no, the news media would be scared to cover someone raising the dead. Smith Wigglesworth did it numerous times in hospitals where it was public record that they had to void death certificates!

But, I do draw the line at the cat thingy... she should keep her cat to her selfs.


I am considering keeping a running list of ridiculous claims that people make in the chatroom, and bringing them up on a regular basis
Yes, do that and we'll check the sciptures to see if God says we can do what you claim we cannot.

This should be fun!



Save the comments about me being judgmental.
OK, but you are in unbelief concerning raising the dead (Matthew 10:8)

According to Luke 16:16, Jesus said He was preaching the Gospel of the Kingdom so this is also applicable to us since we too are in God's Kingdom having been born again IN CHRIST.

I know you cannot raise the dead if God called upon you to do so because you are in unbelief on this subject... but others can if they believe since it's the Lord that is actually raising the dead thru people and not people themselves doing it.



The games that some within Christianity are playing do not amuse God.
Unbelief does not amuse God.



My position is that some of the gifts pertained to the apostolic era and served the purpose of validating apostles and prophets. No apostles or prophets exist today
That's false... Jesus is the same yesterday, today and forever!

Jesus was the One healing thru the Apostles... it was not the Apostles doing the healing.

Apostle means "sent of God" so unless you believe God does not send people out to preach the Gospel anymore, then yes there are in fact Apostles today.

The difference obviously is, Apostles today are not bringing "new revelation" that cannot already be found in God's Word that was brought by the original Apostles (12 minus Judas, plus Paul)



I am certainly not going to believe some individual in a chat room who lacks credibility, such as a woman who is plainly not in submission and wants to dominate and teach over men
That's a correct call since scripture says women cannot usurp authority over men. The Lord had me leave a church over this after I carefully studied this issue from the Word.



once i even walked on water
I walk on water every time it rains... right there on the side walk!

For those that bet, you can win a bet with that one...



Are you saying they didn't heal anyone?

They didn't... the Lord did thru them.

Jesus is the only One that can heal cause He is the Word and God sent His Word to heal.



Have you heard of the story of Jesus and His two childhood friends one was a brick layer the other was a roofer.
when they were around 20 years old, they went on a adventure to Asia and met a old wise man on a mountain.
God gave us no such record... that's an extra biblical story.
 
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God does heal. I do not discount healings. I would not even discount a raising of the dead if the source was credible. I don't believe that these gifts are possessed by a person today. The sick person should go to the elders of the church and have the elders pray for them.

My position is that some of the gifts pertained to the apostolic era and served the purpose of validating apostles and prophets. No apostles or prophets exist today. The ones who claim it are loons, from my experience.

I am certainly not going to believe some individual in a chat room who lacks credibility, such as a woman who is plainly not in submission and wants to dominate and teach over men. If there was a trustworthy individual in my congregation that I had known for years who told me he had prayed over someone and they were healed or even revived, I'd be disinclined to contest his claim. I know God can heal or raise from the dead.

Chat room claims are CHEAP. I am not impressed by the claims of such individuals.


Quote " I know God can heal or raise from the dead."

Im glad you said that,sit down and read stories of missionaries and the miracles they have seen. Amazing things that they have seen.


 
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#86
Some people do make what I call questionable claims, some are outright unbalanced.

One "pentecostal" woman was making all sorts of claims - she asked if she was wrong for rebuking the sun for shining in her eyes while she was driving her car.

I said she should be checking the rear view mirror more often to watch out for two men in white coats driving a white van....:p

​ There is Pentecostal the denomination and then there are independent Pentecostals who tend to be more liberal in what they believe. And Ive seen it all,trust me,I have some stories. Its easy enough with a little discernment to tell whether someone is off the beam or telling the truth. What they do doesn't take anything away from those who have seen real miracles.
 
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I've also been accused of thwarting the work of the Holy Spirit here as a tool of Satan by someone in the chat room because I am pessimistic about the odd claims in the room. Some may find that amusing; because I am not willing to jump on board with their odd claims I am a tool of Satan thwarting the Holy Spirit on this chat site.

Yeah, right..as if God can't swat me like a mere fly, and that I have the power to thwart the Holy Spirit.

Additionally, I acknowledge God does miracles..it's the odd claims and the characters associated with them that I am dubious of..not God and his power to do miracles.
 
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I've also been accused of thwarting the work of the Holy Spirit here as a tool of Satan by someone in the chat room because I am pessimistic about the odd claims in the room. Some may find that amusing; because I am not willing to jump on board with their odd claims I am a tool of Satan thwarting the Holy Spirit on this chat site.

Yeah, right..as if God can't swat me like a mere fly, and that I have the power to thwart the Holy Spirit.

Additionally, I acknowledge God does miracles..it's the odd claims and the characters associated with them that I am dubious of..not God and his power to do miracles.
Maybe you should stay away from the chat rooms. Seems like you can't handle them
 
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God has the power to be the way maker and he also has the power to give Gifts

Now lets look at this God sees a little child being Bullied being Raped abused mentally daily and blackmailed and hated and then alsmost murdered... daily that child was mentaliy mind tortured by voices..

Now ill tell you the voices of which i speak off.. and this is the truth...

The child was so scared that when the child was raped it sent an automatic message to God through the saints that over watch infants..

The child became so scared that they got scared of the out doors and aldults never went out the house for two years..

Then the child suffered mental torture on top.. during the war soilders who where captured had secret tiny hearing aids planted in there head or ears..

Theese hearing aids could play a voice so low that only you hear it and no one else..
They where linked to a wirless device that could talk to you when close enough.. they where also used as having a commander in charge of your conversation...

Like the police man who gives a witness inside information whilst on a mission to bring justice.. the police could tell the witness or detective what to ask or say withoput anyone else hearing..

Now theese hearing aids the size of a small fly the legs on the flys where also receptors... small enough to fit in side your ear lobe and you wouldN know it...UNLESS YOU HAD BEEN TOLD..

Now just imagine a child who didnt know this and was being told to stand on a live railway line by an evil parent wanting to kill his child for what he knew about them.... raping children and geting there own child blamed for what he had done to other children. ?

yep the day i was raped he made me think it was another child who had done by playing voices in my ear whilst he was hiding under the bed waiting to pounce on me..

He put a tiny fly inside my ear..

HE TOLD ME TO KEEP MY EYES CLOSED i did coz i thought it was farther christmas talking to me.. his voice again...

he then told me shout out a childs name.. who incidently came in the room and ran out... i wasnt suppose to see the running out part only the running in...

He then told me close my eyes again when the child who had ran in to the room who he had told me to shout for came in..( i never i secretly opend them maybe a vice from God took over.. ?

In other words he told me to open my eyes again and close them again..

as soon as the child ran out or not so long afterwards he raped me... me being a child and not being able to work it out thought it was the child who had caused me so much pain..

That the whole truth of the matter he did this repeatdly to other children planting verry small flys in there ears making them fight hate argue and torture them.. he also did it to other children in the same street where i grew up..

he made me mentally ill..

tell me why would God keep reassuring me he was there after recieving this torture daily..

Why wouldnt God want to show me Gift or give me Gifts so he could protect me .. ?

Like Giving me the abilty so see and hear people from another room...Yes my father Did this to me and yes i also stood ona live railway line and died I saw a bright white light God brought me back and yes I DID GET PULLED OF THAT LINE..
 
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Quote " I know God can heal or raise from the dead."

Im glad you said that,sit down and read stories of missionaries and the miracles they have seen. Amazing things that they have seen.


Credible sources of information..not cheap internet claims. I'd look at the particular claimer and decide whether they were credible or not. Same as I'm doing here.
 

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Forgive me for jumping in thread and saying not nice things. i need to learn how to talk and share my feelings in a more loving fashion. Thanks for thread sparkman, it will edify some, anger some, but His word is awsome. Blessings in Jesus name all Glory to God.
 
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Maybe you should stay away from the chat rooms. Seems like you can't handle them
The nuts don't intimidate me, and there are good conversations as well as those that involve ridiculous assertions. I am a big boy and I can handle criticism. Including yours :)
 
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The nuts don't intimidate me, and there are good conversations as well as those that involve ridiculous assertions. I am a big boy and I can handle criticism. Including yours :)
See this is my issue with you. Because you disagree with someone you call them nuts. You assume they have some mental issue when it could just be a theology issue or they were brought up believing what they believe. I hate to tell you but I'm sure someone is going to find things you hold true about your faith wrong as well. Instead of coming on here and gossiping about it why don't you talk to that person and explain your views. Just seems to me you are getting some sort of joy slandering another member of this forum and puffing yourself up.

I've stated my views on what you seem to have issues with but I didn't do it at the expense of another member. I directed my discussion toward you and brought up the issues you have with you not someone who isn't here. They have a right to defend themselves instead of someone calling them out behind their back
 
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See this is my issue with you. Because you disagree with someone you call them nuts. You assume they have some mental issue when it could just be a theology issue or they were brought up believing what they believe. I hate to tell you but I'm sure someone is going to find things you hold true about your faith wrong as well. Instead of coming on here and gossiping about it why don't you talk to that person and explain your views. Just seems to me you are getting some sort of joy slandering another member of this forum and puffing yourself up.

I've stated my views on what you seem to have issues with but I didn't do it at the expense of another member. I directed my discussion toward you and brought up the issues you have with you not someone who isn't here. They have a right to defend themselves instead of someone calling them out behind their back
Ask the individuals if I've commented on their positions in the past. Others in the chat room have also addressed their claims.

I'm not claiming they all have mental issues. In fact, if they had mental issues, that would be more preferable than trying to exalt themselves by making such claims. At least the person with mental issues is innocent.

Either way, such claims need to be addressed. Are you as concerned with seekers who will think that Christians are a bunch of nuts who play fantasy games with one another? I am. I'm concerned with seekers more than professed believers who make such claims.

Seekers would have every reason to think so, hearing some of the conversations I've heard. Like I said, it's a cause of doubt for me personally sometimes. But I realize not everyone who claims to be a Christian is a Christian, and I also know God personally revealed Himself to me in my salvation experience, so those facts keep me anchored despite the lunacy I hear from some in the chat room.

But, people are more concerned with playing their fantasy games, claiming to be spiritual ninjas casting out demons, raising the dead, talking to cats, deliverance ministries, etcetera, or perpetuating conspiracy theories to show how much secret nonsense they know that other people don't than how it may affect a seeker who needs some solid understanding of Christianity and the gospel.
 
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God has the power to be the way maker and he also has the power to give Gifts

Now lets look at this God sees a little child being Bullied being Raped abused mentally daily and blackmailed and hated and then alsmost murdered... daily that child was mentaliy mind tortured by voices..

Now ill tell you the voices of which i speak off.. and this is the truth...

The child was so scared that when the child was raped it sent an automatic message to God through the saints that over watch infants..

The child became so scared that they got scared of the out doors and aldults never went out the house for two years..

Then the child suffered mental torture on top.. during the war soilders who where captured had secret tiny hearing aids planted in there head or ears..

Theese hearing aids could play a voice so low that only you hear it and no one else..
They where linked to a wirless device that could talk to you when close enough.. they where also used as having a commander in charge of your conversation...

Like the police man who gives a witness inside information whilst on a mission to bring justice.. the police could tell the witness or detective what to ask or say withoput anyone else hearing..

Now theese hearing aids the size of a small fly the legs on the flys where also receptors... small enough to fit in side your ear lobe and you wouldN know it...UNLESS YOU HAD BEEN TOLD..

Now just imagine a child who didnt know this and was being told to stand on a live railway line by an evil parent wanting to kill his child for what he knew about them.... raping children and geting there own child blamed for what he had done to other children. ?

yep the day i was raped he made me think it was another child who had done by playing voices in my ear whilst he was hiding under the bed waiting to pounce on me..

He put a tiny fly inside my ear..

HE TOLD ME TO KEEP MY EYES CLOSED i did coz i thought it was farther christmas talking to me.. his voice again...

he then told me shout out a childs name.. who incidently came in the room and ran out... i wasnt suppose to see the running out part only the running in...

He then told me close my eyes again when the child who had ran in to the room who he had told me to shout for came in..( i never i secretly opend them maybe a vice from God took over.. ?

In other words he told me to open my eyes again and close them again..

as soon as the child ran out or not so long afterwards he raped me... me being a child and not being able to work it out thought it was the child who had caused me so much pain..

That the whole truth of the matter he did this repeatdly to other children planting verry small flys in there ears making them fight hate argue and torture them.. he also did it to other children in the same street where i grew up..

he made me mentally ill..

tell me why would God keep reassuring me he was there after recieving this torture daily..

Why wouldnt God want to show me Gift or give me Gifts so he could protect me .. ?

Like Giving me the abilty so see and hear people from another room...Yes my father Did this to me and yes i also stood ona live railway line and died I saw a bright white light God brought me back and yes I DID GET PULLED OF THAT LINE..
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Jimbo,

thank you for the courage that you have shown and shared with all of us...many of us understand
a lot of your experiences and have had a few in very similar ways...

this is a very evil world, with very evil intentions by the majority who run and rule
and use the darkness to control this planet...but it takes eyes to see and ears to hear,
what The Spirit is saying to the churches'...
 
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But, people are more concerned with playing their fantasy games, claiming to be spiritual ninjas casting out demons, raising the dead, talking to cats, deliverance ministries, etcetera, or perpetuating conspiracy theories to show how much secret nonsense they know that other people don't than how it may affect a seeker who needs some solid understanding of Christianity and the gospel.
I see where you are coming from but isn't casting out demons, raising the dead, healing things Jesus spoke about? I'm pretty sure someone didn't come right out and say they were a spiritual Ninja.
 
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Jimbo,

thank you for the courage that you have shown and shared with all of us...many of us understand
a lot of your experiences and have had a few in very similar ways...

this is a very evil world, with very evil intentions by the majority who run and rule
and use the darkness to control this planet...but it takes eyes to see and ears to hear,
what The Spirit is saying to the churches'...
Its quite right that there are demons out there and everywhere and like some people believe that demons do not do as there told by God cause if they did they wouldnt have been kicked out of heaven..

Whats clear is Gifts i dont think you can know for sure if someone is making an outlandish claim on the internet or call them loons for such claims..

God can show each man his measure to deal with them in there eunique walk...eunique being that of we all have a personal relationiship with him..

Like arthur blessit who walked around the world with a cross
 
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But, people are more concerned with playing their fantasy games, claiming to be spiritual ninjas casting out demons, raising the dead, talking to cats, deliverance ministries, etcetera, or perpetuating conspiracy theories to show how much secret nonsense they know that other people don't than how it may affect a seeker who needs some solid understanding of Christianity and the gospel.
Proverbs 1:22-33
How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?
Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.
Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;
But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:
For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD:
They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.
Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and be filled with their own devices.
For the turning away of the simple shall slay them, and the prosperity of fools shall destroy them.
But whoso hearkeneth unto me shall dwell safely, and shall be quiet from fear of evil.
 
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I went from the Baptist to the Charismatics because I though the Baptist were draging their feet and not getting with the program. I enjoyed the worship service in the Charismatic church I joined and I liked the people, however I soon found some disturbing things. They often preached how they believed the entire bible, however in practice I found that they had no problem ignoring places in the bible that did not agree with what they wanted to think and do. Also, there was this attitude that God was doing great things in their midst, when it was just not happening, all kinds of stories always of miracles that were never confirmed. Maybe a person who likes to hear stories and just believe would be happy there, I am the kind of person who checks things out to the tiny details, because I really want to know the truth. I found most of what was happening to be fake, and pretense. I left that very Pentecostal church to a tiny little church where the Pastor did believe in the gifts of the Spirit, however the service was more like the Baptist. I found that God REALLY did things there for people and no one was pretending.
 
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Biblical ignorance, poor teaching, lack of community in a real life church or small group, and let's face it, various types of mental illness can account for a lot of this unbiblical nonsense.

There is such a wrong emphasis on feelings and experience in the modern church. And if a church doesn't make you "feel" God, then it is somehow a dead church! As if preaching the Word of God could ever be dead!!

Certainly, there is room for experience. The Bible is clear we receive joy, peace love and the other fruits of the Spirit as we walk with God. But those "feelings" have to be experienced within a framework of truth, which is the Bible.

Further, there is a woeful level of education these days. Both here, and in political forums I am in on FB (For Canada, not the US!) it appalls me the complete lack of education people have! I'm not just talking typos and grammar, but a complete inability to express themselves. On FB, that comes in the form of degradation and swearing. I have had to leave many groups over that! In CC, it comes in the form of people coming up with nonsense like visions from their cat, or just plain visions that conflict with the Bible

We have an elderly friend, who is from Jamaica and was sick growing up, and was unable to go to school. He is a wonderful kind and and caring man. But he gets sucked into cults so easily, because he is unable to think critically about anything a charismatic leader says. He was brainwashed by the Oneness movement and it tars all his theology into nothing more than nonsense. He had all these visions he wrote down on how to interpret the Bible. The entire Bible! I went through (before Seminary) and pointed out the theological mistakes he made, and showed him what the bible said. This was not hard, as some things were so grandiose and so far beyond the pale, a child could have done it.

So, he became a teacher, and had large groups of people coming to his home, to follow his books, which he said were interpreting the bible, when in fact, they were just a total fabrication! Sigh!

Nothing surprises me about the internet. And I am not a believer at all in end times escapist fantasies like the Rapture. Yet, when I look at the ignorance which has resulted in outright apostasy, I sincerely wonder! I also wonder how it must grieve the heart of God to see the name of Jesus being shamed and lied about and dragged by any vision or dream or ill wind of change that people can imagine! The sky is the limit, when it comes to claims about God. Unverified claims, I am talking about!
Ok,let me write this down.

1thes 4 is a fantasy

Raising the dead ,and animals talking is unbiblical.

Check.