Oh, dear

. Was that a male cousin, Mikey? Trying to think of who else would have even bothered to write it out at all; most others would either not feel obligated to say anything at all, or would "have" to write you a card, like your mom.
Maybe it went like this:
Hope you have a good one
Wipe away the cake crumb
Using this here napkin
-from a near-next-of-kin
Wait, a USED napkin?!?!?!