I can help, pretty soon you will be saying computer jokes that go over most peoples heads.....
example: "there is no place like 127.0.0.1"
(that means home)
My kind of computer joke...... 'cause, with me, it usually isn't a joke.
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."