Christians.
Over the age of ten.
Having a 'My ignore list'.
Mommmmyyyy. Jimmy's touching meeee!!!!
(No I'm not, I'm just close)
Mommmy, his finger is right here, like, like, an inch away, almost!
(So! I'm still not touching you)
And he keeps talking, Mom.
Mommmmmmy, Jimmy's touching me, almost.
Mommmmy, Jimmy's talking again.
~Just ignore him, dear~
But, but Momm, make him stop!
A 'My Ignore List'?
Somehow, I just can't see Peter, or Paul, or James, or the Marys, or C.S. Lewis, or Spurgeon, (could you imagine?) or christians, doing that.