I can't stop laughing!!! ROFLMHO!!!
An elderly couple just knocked on my door with a clipboard and some political paraphernalia. I answered the door eating my bowl of oatmeal with almonds, raisins and honey while it was still warm. I said good morning and asked them how I could help them while scarfing down my breakfast. She began muttering softly... he then interjected some point... she got a bit more animated and he joined in with a much louder tone... and even though I repeatedly asked, "Excuse me? What did you say?" they both kept yammering incoherently about Trump and Clinton and something about "a real surprise" (at least, I
think that's what one of them said.) I couldn't understand a full sentence they uttered! When I asked them if they were for Trump or Clinton, they both smiled oddly and then began muttering stuff all over again. It finally ended with, "Are you a registered voter?" I replied that I was and then there was an awkward silence. "Is that all?" I asked. Yes, evidently it was as they just smiled and turned to go.
I'm glad I didn't let my oatmeal get cold over that bizarro exchange.