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my KJ pushed the NIV off the shelf this morning and snarled at the Amplified
the English Standard (which I like for it's poetic renderings that differ just enough to make one appreciate the Bard) puffed itself up and chided the KJ and said 'why can't we all just get along'
well, that was enough for the American King James to mumble something about tea and turn his back on his English brothers
by then, the NIV had picked itself up and was very busy dusting off his newer clothes...he pushed the hair out of his eyes and looking up at the KJ warned him about his prejudice and the fact that kings were no longer ruling other then by popularity and the whole pomp and circumstance thing
a few commentaries had got together and were ready to swing their considerable weight around but the KJ, still quite uppity, told them they were nothing but a bunch of opinions anyway
the laptop got involved at this point and remarked that ALL of them were lightweights compared to the vast array of Bibles he has on display and at that comment, all the versions started throwing quotes at him
they are still at it and I think I shall go for a walk
the English Standard (which I like for it's poetic renderings that differ just enough to make one appreciate the Bard) puffed itself up and chided the KJ and said 'why can't we all just get along'
well, that was enough for the American King James to mumble something about tea and turn his back on his English brothers
by then, the NIV had picked itself up and was very busy dusting off his newer clothes...he pushed the hair out of his eyes and looking up at the KJ warned him about his prejudice and the fact that kings were no longer ruling other then by popularity and the whole pomp and circumstance thing
a few commentaries had got together and were ready to swing their considerable weight around but the KJ, still quite uppity, told them they were nothing but a bunch of opinions anyway
the laptop got involved at this point and remarked that ALL of them were lightweights compared to the vast array of Bibles he has on display and at that comment, all the versions started throwing quotes at him
they are still at it and I think I shall go for a walk