You are all pagans doomed to eternal fire because you worship false idols.

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Jimbone

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anyone else get the feelin' that we all just got punk'd?? lol.. though I must say this is the best derailed thread I've seen on here in awhile.. lol.. :eek: ;)
Me too, I even laugh out loud at work a couple times at some of Sirk's comments. It was nice to see folks laughing together a little bit.
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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note to all concerned: DO NOT GOOGLE female volleyball players.....................eekkkkkk
Our wives would not approve ...

... how can they play, not-dressed like that??

... oh ...

... hi, dear.

... looking at? Nothing. Sports. Why? >>click<<
 
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Sirk

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Is it pagan to let your dog sleep with you? I used to be fairly secure in my walk until I came here. As it is now, I'm afraid there is something wrong with everything I do....I drive a Chevrolet, I use dewalt tools and I play music in church.....Is there hope for me?
 
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Is it pagan to let your dog sleep with you? I used to be fairly secure in my walk until I came here. As it is now, I'm afraid there is something wrong with everything I do....I drive a Chevrolet, I use dewalt tools and I play music in church.....Is there hope for me?
Switch to Fords and you're a lock.


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I was on a site that pointed out that musical instruments are the beast. Sunday fellowship is satanism. Eating bacon and eggs is lake of fire stuff.
Just about everything he posted about Semiramus and Nimrod forward is true. The whole world lies in wickedness. I get it. We are not of the world. Being filled with the Spirit and hearing his still small voice is like driving a car. Red light, stop. Green light, go! Over simplified, probably.
 
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Is it pagan to let your dog sleep with you? I used to be fairly secure in my walk until I came here. As it is now, I'm afraid there is something wrong with everything I do....I drive a Chevrolet, I use dewalt tools and I play music in church.....Is there hope for me?
Did Flip Wilson make you do it HAH......Well according to him the devil made you drive a Chevy....I have to clean my hands with germ-x after typing CHEVY......... ;) HAHAHHA
 
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Did Flip Wilson make you do it HAH......Well according to him the devil made you drive a Chevy....I have to clean my hands with germ-x after typing CHEVY......... ;) HAHAHHA
Somebody rep Dcon for me ... that's too funny to let pass without a rep!
 
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Sirk

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I heard that ford is putting heated bumpers on all their vehicles headed to cold climates so your hands don't get cold when you have to push them.
 

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I heard that ford is putting heated bumpers on all their vehicles headed to cold climates so your hands don't get cold when you have to push them.
That's not trusting the Lord to keep your hands warm, that's pagan.
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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I heard that ford is putting heated bumpers on all their vehicles headed to cold climates so your hands don't get cold when you have to push them.
Actually, it's so the Chevys and Dodges they have to push won't be shocked by the contact.
 

Angela53510

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Thank you for participating in my thread. I don't belong to a cult, I don't think we need to change the names of the days and months and I support both firearms and potlucks! This was merely a satirical post of YET another holiday that gets swamped on CC by ''uhoh it's pagan!'' threads. Thank you for your time and here is a pretty picture of the sky and a mountain top that Jesus made for you to enjoy. Although I pressed the button to snap it! View attachment 97672
I think you are pointing out the obvious! I guess people don't get wit and satire these days!

Or perhaps too much of this really going on.

I loved the cut and pastes without a source in the OP. I thought it was excellent satire! LOL
 
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Sirk

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Actually, it's so the Chevys and Dodges they have to push won't be shocked by the contact.
Well the certainly didn't drive a ford to the levy so what does that tell you.....hmmm....mr smarty pants.
 
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Well the certainly didn't drive a ford to the levy so what does that tell you.....hmmm....mr smarty pants.
Tells me Don McLean wouldn't know a good truck if he tripped over it.

Also tells me, Ford doesn't rhyme with "levy."

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Maybe they would have driven a Ford to the fjord. Or to the gorge. Somethin' ...
 
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oldthennew

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let us remember brother and sisters, we have all worshiped 'false-idols' at some point -
when the scripture says that 'the whole world lies in wickedness' this is the absolute TRUTH -
and when we are raised in a culture that is totally 'accepting' of these wicked-worldly-customs,
many just go along without 'question'.
but the TRUTH is, we are to FIRST seek the Kingdom of God and His Righteousness -
ZEP.3:9.
For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the Name of the LORD,
to serve him with one consent.

even the way we TALK in our accepted language, IT IS CORRUPT....
it is filled with the names of OTHER gods.....

our personal 'responsibility' is to KNOW the origin of these 'pagan-roots',
for it is written,
MATT.15:9.
But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.
 
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elf3

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I do have a Marlin, Saiga, Ruger, Walther, Mossbergx2 and a few other choice names as well...I call them all my friends HAHAHHAHAH
My AR-15's name is Freya.
Well my Glock 27's name is Franz. I have long planned that my next Glock would be named Ferdinand.

I figured I'd keep with the Germanic theme and the goddess of fertility and war seemed like a good fit. :p
I just name all my guns "LeDS" stands for Lead Delivery System :) I think I am going good to add a new Springfield XD-S 9mm to my "LeDS" family
 
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Tintin

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Haha! I love this thread!