.
● Gen 18:8b . . and he waited on them under the tree as they ate.
Targum authors-- convinced the men were celestial beings --couldn't believe
they would actually partake of food. According to them, the foods were
before them, but they didn't actually eat it.
T. and [Abraham] served before them, and they sat under the tree; and he
quieted himself to see whether they would eat. (Targum Jonathan)
In major English versions of the Hebrew Bible-- e.g. The JPS and the Stone
-Gen 18:8 is translated "they ate". It isn't translated that Abraham stood by
to see if they would eat, nor is it translated they pretended to eat, nor that
they appeared to eat. Genesis is quite clear: the men actually dined on the
food that Abraham set before them. (cf. Chabad.org)
● Gen 18:9a . .They said to him: Where is your wife Sarah?
So far, Sarah has been hearing about her impending child only from her
husband. But now, the speaker is intent that she should hear the news from
somebody a little higher up the food chain.
● Gen 18:9b . . And he replied: There, in the tent.
At this point, the speaker no doubt intentionally raised his voice a bit to
ensure little Miss Eavesdropper would hear what he had to say.
● Gen 18:10 . .Then one said: I will return to you next year, and your wife
Sarah shall have a son!
Some versions read: "The Lord said". But the word Yhvh is nowhere in the
Hebrew of that verse.
NOTE: Some translations of the Bible are not purely translations. They're
actually amalgams of translation + interpretation. Caveat Lector
So on the face of it, the stranger is making two predictions. 1) he'll be back
around again, and 2) Sarah is going to have a son.
● Gen 18:11 . . Sarah was listening at the entrance of the tent, which was
behind him. Now Abraham and Sarah were old, advanced in years; Sarah
had stopped having the periods of women.
Some things can't be postponed indefinitely.
"To everything there is a season: a time for every purpose under heaven"
(Ecc 3:1)
There is a time in life for children: if it's missed, there's no going back and
making up for lost time. Many an independent woman has been painfully
awakened by her biological clock-- putting off children to get ahead in her
career, and then one day; it's either too late, too inconvenient, or too
difficult.
Let's say that a girl puts off conception until she's, say; 32-34. Think about
that. By the time her first child is ready for kindergarten, she'll be pushing
40. Mothers that old could actually be classified as late bloomers because
the average age of first-time mothers, depending upon where they live, is
around 20-24; and in many cultures; it's a lots earlier than that. Let me tell
you something that should go without saying: it's much easier to be a young
mother than an old one.
And age makes a difference for the children too. As women age, their minds
mature bringing them ever closer to that dreaded generation gap; viz: it is
much easier for a young mother to relate to her young children than an
older woman; who oftentimes can no longer hear the bell, if you know what
I mean.
Some things wait for no man. Sunset is one of those things. Relentlessly,
hour upon hour, the sun moves across the sky towards its inevitable
rendezvous with the western horizon. Our lives are just like that. Sunrise -
Sunset. Game over.
● Gen 18:12a . . And Sarah laughed to herself, saying: Now that I am
withered, am I to have enjoyment
Sarah was no doubt thinking to herself that if this stranger knew how old
she was; he wouldn't be making such a ridiculous prediction.
● Gen 18:12b . . with my lord so old?
Actually, at this time in his life; Abraham himself had some problems and
probably could benefit from a little Viagra; if you know what I mean. (cf.
Rom 4:19, Heb 11:12)
There's another problem associated with the aging process that doesn't get a
lot of press these days in an era of older parents. Men aren't born with all
their sperm cells at once the way women are born with all their eggs at
once. The men's little guys are manufactured fresh on a daily basis, so as
men age, their sperm cells are progressively of a lower quality than the
previous batch because the men's bodies are deteriorating with age;
subsequently there's a higher risk of birth defects in children fathered by
aging men.
There's also the reality of a progressively decreasing sperm count in aging
men so that even if their little guys are viable, it's increasingly difficult to put
enough soldiers on the front lines to win the battle. But even that's only if
elderly men's wells haven't run dry; if you know what I mean. The people in
Sarah's day probably knew all this by practical life-experience rather than by
scientific study and discovery.
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● Gen 18:8b . . and he waited on them under the tree as they ate.
Targum authors-- convinced the men were celestial beings --couldn't believe
they would actually partake of food. According to them, the foods were
before them, but they didn't actually eat it.
T. and [Abraham] served before them, and they sat under the tree; and he
quieted himself to see whether they would eat. (Targum Jonathan)
In major English versions of the Hebrew Bible-- e.g. The JPS and the Stone
-Gen 18:8 is translated "they ate". It isn't translated that Abraham stood by
to see if they would eat, nor is it translated they pretended to eat, nor that
they appeared to eat. Genesis is quite clear: the men actually dined on the
food that Abraham set before them. (cf. Chabad.org)
● Gen 18:9a . .They said to him: Where is your wife Sarah?
So far, Sarah has been hearing about her impending child only from her
husband. But now, the speaker is intent that she should hear the news from
somebody a little higher up the food chain.
● Gen 18:9b . . And he replied: There, in the tent.
At this point, the speaker no doubt intentionally raised his voice a bit to
ensure little Miss Eavesdropper would hear what he had to say.
● Gen 18:10 . .Then one said: I will return to you next year, and your wife
Sarah shall have a son!
Some versions read: "The Lord said". But the word Yhvh is nowhere in the
Hebrew of that verse.
NOTE: Some translations of the Bible are not purely translations. They're
actually amalgams of translation + interpretation. Caveat Lector
So on the face of it, the stranger is making two predictions. 1) he'll be back
around again, and 2) Sarah is going to have a son.
● Gen 18:11 . . Sarah was listening at the entrance of the tent, which was
behind him. Now Abraham and Sarah were old, advanced in years; Sarah
had stopped having the periods of women.
Some things can't be postponed indefinitely.
"To everything there is a season: a time for every purpose under heaven"
(Ecc 3:1)
There is a time in life for children: if it's missed, there's no going back and
making up for lost time. Many an independent woman has been painfully
awakened by her biological clock-- putting off children to get ahead in her
career, and then one day; it's either too late, too inconvenient, or too
difficult.
Let's say that a girl puts off conception until she's, say; 32-34. Think about
that. By the time her first child is ready for kindergarten, she'll be pushing
40. Mothers that old could actually be classified as late bloomers because
the average age of first-time mothers, depending upon where they live, is
around 20-24; and in many cultures; it's a lots earlier than that. Let me tell
you something that should go without saying: it's much easier to be a young
mother than an old one.
And age makes a difference for the children too. As women age, their minds
mature bringing them ever closer to that dreaded generation gap; viz: it is
much easier for a young mother to relate to her young children than an
older woman; who oftentimes can no longer hear the bell, if you know what
I mean.
Some things wait for no man. Sunset is one of those things. Relentlessly,
hour upon hour, the sun moves across the sky towards its inevitable
rendezvous with the western horizon. Our lives are just like that. Sunrise -
Sunset. Game over.
● Gen 18:12a . . And Sarah laughed to herself, saying: Now that I am
withered, am I to have enjoyment
Sarah was no doubt thinking to herself that if this stranger knew how old
she was; he wouldn't be making such a ridiculous prediction.
● Gen 18:12b . . with my lord so old?
Actually, at this time in his life; Abraham himself had some problems and
probably could benefit from a little Viagra; if you know what I mean. (cf.
Rom 4:19, Heb 11:12)
There's another problem associated with the aging process that doesn't get a
lot of press these days in an era of older parents. Men aren't born with all
their sperm cells at once the way women are born with all their eggs at
once. The men's little guys are manufactured fresh on a daily basis, so as
men age, their sperm cells are progressively of a lower quality than the
previous batch because the men's bodies are deteriorating with age;
subsequently there's a higher risk of birth defects in children fathered by
aging men.
There's also the reality of a progressively decreasing sperm count in aging
men so that even if their little guys are viable, it's increasingly difficult to put
enough soldiers on the front lines to win the battle. But even that's only if
elderly men's wells haven't run dry; if you know what I mean. The people in
Sarah's day probably knew all this by practical life-experience rather than by
scientific study and discovery.
_