can you guys post something funny please?

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Omegatime

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I found the love of my life
My momma said she would bring disgrace upon the family
but I went out with this feral female anyhow
Then she dumped me
She grew tired of me treating her like an animal
Moral of the story
Always listen to Momma
 

Fillan

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Cashier: "The self service checkout is available"

Me: "I don't work here!"

:)
 

GaryA

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can i complain about my life since i live in New York State?
Only if you blame NYS for everything... :D

Of course, then someone will say 'Why don't you move to another state?' - at which point you will have to tell yourself that you cannot complain... ;)

Oh, well...

:coffee:
 
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OLDMANBORNAGAIN

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Well, I always thought that THE BENNY HILL SHOW was good value!!!
 

notmyown

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as the mother of nine, you might appreciate this:

when my sisters and i were growing up, every Saturday morning we had to change our sheets and dust and vacuum our bedrooms. when we invariably grumbled, mom would say,
"ashes to ashes and dust to dust; there's somebody either coming or going under your beds!"

she had a sense of humor and was a really great mom. i miss her. :)
 

Karlon

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why do we press on the brakes when there's a stop sign at the bottom of the hill?