can you guys post something funny please?
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As a sign of respect, I wouldn't want to say anything out loud during that 1/2 hour...
But you might hear me quietly typing away on a keyboard.
(Hopefully we'll be allowed to have laptops in heaven!)
But you might hear me quietly typing away on a keyboard.
(Hopefully we'll be allowed to have laptops in heaven!)
Since there may not be electricity in Heaven? .
Everything will be automatic...
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You may have to scritchy-scratch with quill on papyrus!!!
Since there may not be electricity in Heaven? .
Everything will be automatic...
Since there may not be electricity in Heaven? .
Everything will be automatic...
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As a sign of respect, I wouldn't want to say anything out loud during that 1/2 hour... But you might hear me quietly typing away on a keyboard. (Hopefully we'll be allowed to have laptops in heaven!)
(Hopefully we'll be allowed to have laptops in heaven!)
You may have to scritchy-scratch with quill on papyrus!!! Since there may not be electricity in Heaven? . Everything will be automatic...
Everything will be automatic...
I am going to CLICK CLICK CLICK and CLANKETY CLANK just as LOUDLY as could be!!
I might not say a single spoken word, but you'll be able to tell what I'm feeling just by how "boisterous" all the TAP TAP TAP-ping comes across! Every keyboard I've ever owned had almost every letter wiped clean off every key (except ones like "Q" and those hardly used) due to... passionately- typed communications
(until I upgraded to a business-grade Dell.) You're not a REAL keyboard warrior until you've experienced pounding away for years on nearly all-blank keyboards with only 5 visible letters left!
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Just as long as nobody can see what I'm thinking when they open the doors to a giant dessert buffet in heaven -- and I'm in the back of the line.
(I know technically we wouldn't have any such thoughts like this in heaven, and time wouldn't be an issue, but while I'm still here on earth, it's a fun joke to make.)
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Just as long as nobody can see what I'm thinking when they open the doors to a giant dessert buffet in heaven -- and I'm in the back of the line.
(I know technically we wouldn't have any such thoughts like this in heaven, and time wouldn't be an issue, but while I'm still here on earth, it's a fun joke to make.)
(I know technically we wouldn't have any such thoughts like this in heaven, and time wouldn't be an issue, but while I'm still here on earth, it's a fun joke to make.)
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Yeah, and after that 1/2 hour of silence is up, all bets are off!!!
I am going to CLICK CLICK CLICK and CLANKETY CLANK just as LOUDLY as could be!! I might not say a single spoken word, but you'll be able to tell what I'm feeling just by how "boisterous" all the TAP TAP TAP-ping comes across!
Every keyboard I've ever owned had almost every letter wiped clean off every key (except ones like "Q" and those hardly used) due to... passionately- typed communications (until I upgraded to a business-grade Dell.)
You're not a REAL keyboard warrior until you've experienced pounding away for years on nearly all-blank keyboards with only 5 visible letters left!
I am going to CLICK CLICK CLICK and CLANKETY CLANK just as LOUDLY as could be!!
I might not say a single spoken word, but you'll be able to tell what I'm feeling just by how "boisterous" all the TAP TAP TAP-ping comes across!Every keyboard I've ever owned had almost every letter wiped clean off every key (except ones like "Q" and those hardly used) due to... passionately- typed communications
(until I upgraded to a business-grade Dell.)You're not a REAL keyboard warrior until you've experienced pounding away for years on nearly all-blank keyboards with only 5 visible letters left!
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Wow, that definitely must be an oldie but goodie.
Two Google searches for "comic thought bubbles" phrased in different ways didn't bring it up -- I had to search for it on its own, and even then, the findings were nill.
But we wouldn't want to leave Batman and Robin helpless against the bad guys so in their honor, here's a big old:
That sounds like a parody song in the making:
"I like BIG BIFFS and I cannot lie...
You comic fans can't deny!
When a thief walks up
And needs a firm WHUP!
Count on good old BIFF
Send 'em off a cliff
And WHAM POW, you've saved the day!"
Two Google searches for "comic thought bubbles" phrased in different ways didn't bring it up -- I had to search for it on its own, and even then, the findings were nill.
But we wouldn't want to leave Batman and Robin helpless against the bad guys so in their honor, here's a big old:
That sounds like a parody song in the making:
"I like BIG BIFFS and I cannot lie...
You comic fans can't deny!
When a thief walks up
And needs a firm WHUP!
Count on good old BIFF
Send 'em off a cliff
And WHAM POW, you've saved the day!"
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Wow, that definitely must be an oldie but goodie.
Two Google searches for "comic thought bubbles" phrased in different ways didn't bring it up -- I had to search for it on its own, and even then, the findings were nill.
But we wouldn't want to leave Batman and Robin helpless against the bad guys so in their honor, here's a big old:
That sounds like a parody song in the making:
"I like BIG BIFFS and I cannot lie...
You comic fans can't deny!
When a thief walks up
And needs a firm WHUP!
Count on good old BIFF
Send 'em off a cliff
And WHAM POW, you've saved the day!"
Two Google searches for "comic thought bubbles" phrased in different ways didn't bring it up -- I had to search for it on its own, and even then, the findings were nill.
But we wouldn't want to leave Batman and Robin helpless against the bad guys so in their honor, here's a big old:
That sounds like a parody song in the making:
"I like BIG BIFFS and I cannot lie...
You comic fans can't deny!
When a thief walks up
And needs a firm WHUP!
Count on good old BIFF
Send 'em off a cliff
And WHAM POW, you've saved the day!"
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Wow, that definitely must be an oldie but goodie.
Two Google searches for "comic thought bubbles" phrased in different ways didn't bring it up -- I had to search for it on its own, and even then, the findings were nill.
But we wouldn't want to leave Batman and Robin helpless against the bad guys so in their honor, here's a big old:
That sounds like a parody song in the making:
"I like BIG BIFFS and I cannot lie...
You comic fans can't deny!
When a thief walks up
And needs a firm WHUP!
Count on good old BIFF
Send 'em off a cliff
And WHAM POW, you've saved the day!"
Two Google searches for "comic thought bubbles" phrased in different ways didn't bring it up -- I had to search for it on its own, and even then, the findings were nill.
But we wouldn't want to leave Batman and Robin helpless against the bad guys so in their honor, here's a big old:
That sounds like a parody song in the making:
"I like BIG BIFFS and I cannot lie...
You comic fans can't deny!
When a thief walks up
And needs a firm WHUP!
Count on good old BIFF
Send 'em off a cliff
And WHAM POW, you've saved the day!"
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I don't know if you've ever heard of or used Waze, the GPS app, but occasionally they feature really fun guest voices for narrating your trip. A while back, they had "Batman" as a navigation choice and you could choose between Batman and The Riddler as your voice host.
The really cool thing is that they got Kevin Conroy, the original voice actor for Batman the Animated Series, to do the Batman voice for the Waze app as well.
I tried "Batman" for a while, but as you might have guessed, I gravited more towards The Riddler (since at heart, I am naturally more of a mischievous villain.)
When certain directions would come up, The Riddler would tell you things like, "Take the round-a-bout. It's Bat-free."
The really cool thing is that they got Kevin Conroy, the original voice actor for Batman the Animated Series, to do the Batman voice for the Waze app as well.
I tried "Batman" for a while, but as you might have guessed, I gravited more towards The Riddler (since at heart, I am naturally more of a mischievous villain.)
When certain directions would come up, The Riddler would tell you things like, "Take the round-a-bout. It's Bat-free."
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I don't know if you've ever heard of or used Waze, the GPS app, but occasionally they feature really fun guest voices for narrating your trip. A while back, they had "Batman" as a navigation choice and you could choose between Batman and The Riddler as your voice host.
The really cool thing is that they got Kevin Conroy, the original voice actor for Batman the Animated Series, to do the Batman voice for the Waze app as well.
I tried "Batman" for a while, but as you might have guessed, I gravited more towards The Riddler (since at heart, I am naturally more of a mischievous villain.)
When certain directions would come up, The Riddler would tell you things like, "Take the round-a-bout. It's Bat-free."
The really cool thing is that they got Kevin Conroy, the original voice actor for Batman the Animated Series, to do the Batman voice for the Waze app as well.
I tried "Batman" for a while, but as you might have guessed, I gravited more towards The Riddler (since at heart, I am naturally more of a mischievous villain.)
When certain directions would come up, The Riddler would tell you things like, "Take the round-a-bout. It's Bat-free."
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