can you guys post something funny please?

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The german officer couldn't get the prisoner to talk and said ''vee have vays of making you remember'' .. the prisoner refused to talk and the officer said ''I forgot the vays'' sergeant, ''vat are the vays'' .. the sergeant said to him ''vee have vays of making you remember''
 
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A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, "They're right behind you!"
 
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What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler!
 
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How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One... or two?
 
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I am reminded of how the teacher taught us to remember the difference between DESERT and DESSERT since she put both words on the spelling test that week.......

She told us DESSERT has "SS" because it's so good you want more....
but DESERT (sorry can't remember the exact thing she said about this but something like) you're eating sand and don't want seconds...... (something to that effect)
 
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Godsgirl83 said:
ummm...... I don't get it
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Lol, ok, I'll break it down for you (no no, no need to back up, not like as in dance off breakin it down, the other one...)

They say, when attacking someone to "Go for the jugular!" , meaning the jugular vein. This is a play on words, being clowns, they would probably have one who is a juggler among them. Ok, now, re-read the joke and see if it makes more sense.

and BBG
 
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Godsgirl83 said:
I am reminded of how the teacher taught us to remember the difference between DESERT and DESSERT since she put both words on the spelling test that week.......

She told us DESSERT has "SS" because it's so good you want more....
but DESERT (sorry can't remember the exact thing she said about this but something like) you're eating sand and don't want seconds...... (something to that effect)
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Lol that is a cute way to help kids remember. And, obviously worked for at least one, as you are here quoting her. I think she might be happy and it bring a smile to her face if she knew that....
 
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Lol that is a cute way to help kids remember. And, obviously worked for at least one, as you are here quoting her. I think she might be happy and it bring a smile to her face if she knew that....
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yeah if I could only remember which teacher :unsure:I might try to get back in touch and tell her......
 
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Lol, ok, I'll break it down for you (no no, no need to back up, not like as in dance off breakin it down, the other one...)

They say, when attacking someone to "Go for the jugular!" , meaning the jugular vein. This is a play on words, being clowns, they would probably have one who is a juggler among them. Ok, now, re-read the joke and see if it makes more sense.

and BBG
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play on words.....
 
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BlessedByGod said:
What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the juggler!
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BlessedByGod said:
Lol, ok, I'll break it down for you (no no, no need to back up, not like as in dance off breakin it down, the other one...)

They say, when attacking someone to "Go for the jugular!" , meaning the jugular vein. This is a play on words, being clowns, they would probably have one who is a juggler among them. Ok, now, re-read the joke and see if it makes more sense.

and BBG
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Godsgirl83 said:
yeah if I could only remember which teacher :unsure:I might try to get back in touch and tell her......
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Maybe her eyes are burning right now...you know, when someone says something about you, they say your ears are burning? But, since you typing it and she would have to read it, well her eyes would be burning. Oh no, that wouldn't be good, aaaa. If you do find her, send her a bottle of
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and bill me for it will ya.
 
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