can you guys post something funny please?
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That rooster video is great. It even sounds like the geese in the background were laughing that Kyle got caught in his sneak attack and is being chewed out in public.
My daughter has this poster on her wall.
My daughter has this poster on her wall.
I remember Twilight... Im still surprised i actually made it through the whole movie.
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I took my daughter when it was in theaters because she was into the goth thing at the time and she needed an adult to get the ticket.
I felt myself aging moment by moment. Then they made sequels and I knew the world was going to come to an ugly end at any moment. And we deserved it because more than one person bought tickets to those.
I felt myself aging moment by moment. Then they made sequels and I knew the world was going to come to an ugly end at any moment. And we deserved it because more than one person bought tickets to those.
You know you're old when you remember Mr.Wipple.
I remember Mr. Wipple.
And Madge, and her Palmolive green dish washing soap. God I'm old. But not so old that McHale's Navy was a new release. Wait, maybe it was. God that sucks.
For the memories. Back when TV was maybe corny but definitely better quality than the stuff that's on now.
Who remembers Sanford and Son? Probably nobody. We're a dying breed.
I remember Mr. Wipple.
And Madge, and her Palmolive green dish washing soap. God I'm old. But not so old that McHale's Navy was a new release. Wait, maybe it was. God that sucks.
For the memories. Back when TV was maybe corny but definitely better quality than the stuff that's on now.
Who remembers Sanford and Son? Probably nobody. We're a dying breed.
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Hope this isn't a bad time to point this out....... but um WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER!!!!!!!???
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A mother takes her three son’s to enroll in school. The teacher asks.
Teacher: What are your son’s names?
Lady: This boy’s name is Michael, this other boy’s name is Michael, and Michael here is my third son’s name.
Teacher: Isn’t it confusing having all three boy’s named the same?
Lady: Oh no, you see when it’s time for lunch I just holler out the door, Michael! it’s time for lunch, and they all come a runnin. When it’s time for dinner I just holler out the door,Michael! it’s time for dinner and they all come a runnin.
Teacher: Ok, so what do you do when you want a specific boy?
Lady: Oh, well then I just holler out their last name.
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your problem?”
Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!”
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: “What is 3×3?”
Harry: “9”
Principal: “What is 6×6?”
Harry: “36”
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, “I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.”
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, “Let me ask him some questions.”
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?”
Harry, after a moment: “Legs.”
Ms Brooks: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: “Pockets.”
Ms. Brooks: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Harry: “Pants.”
Ms. Brooks: “What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?”
Harry: “Coconut.”
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: “What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?”
The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, “Bubble gum.”
Ms. Brooks: “What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?”
Harry: “Shake hands.”
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: “What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?”
Harry: “Firetruck.”
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, “Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong…”
