Dad jokes

[Karlon]

if your dad is dull, dreary & dismal, call him "dud"!

 

[Billyd]

if your dad is dull, dreary & dismal, call him "dud"!

Exodus 20:12 (KJV) Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

 

[presidente]

Dad joke:

There are special names for people who use the rythm method of birth control....

mommy, daddy


Actually that was my college biology teacher's joke, but I'm pretty sure he was a dad.

 

[ChrisTillinen]

Dad joke:

There are special names for people who use the rythm method of birth control....

mommy, daddy


Actually that was my college biology teacher's joke, but I'm pretty sure he was a dad.

So there's at least one context in which mathematics is more fruitful than physics or chemistry.

 

[presidente]

They say great minds think alike.

Here's one I heard in the bathroom,

Great bladders tinkle like.

 

[notmyown]

So there's at least one context in which mathematics is more fruitful than physics or chemistry.

brilliant!

 

[ChrisTillinen]

I've heard that the Big Bang theory was proposed by a Catholic priest (Georges Lemaître). But it's hardly surprising that they didn't tie the knot. Neither scientific theories nor Catholic priests can marry.

 

[ChrisTillinen]

There was some kind of a religious conference going on nearby, so I went to check it out. I was confused when I saw that everyone there had a camper van. But then I realized what was going on.
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They were roamin' Catholics.

 

[ChrisTillinen]

In hindsight, my colonoscopy was unnecessary.

 

[ChrisTillinen]

Some churches with a strong liturgical tradition welcome donations in dollars and incense.

 

[ChrisTillinen]

Why is Satan so worried when he looks at his planted herbs?
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He knows that the harvest is coming soon, and his thyme is short.

 

[Cameron143]

Why is Satan so worried when he looks at his planted herbs?
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He knows that the harvest is coming soon, and his thyme is short.

God is always right on thyme.

 

[Mem]

dad jokes are how eye roll

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

 

[Godsgirl1983]

Which days are the strongest?
Saturday and Sunday...
The rest are weekdays.

 

[ChrisTillinen]

If our ancestors knew that Mormons are getting baptized on their behalf, would they turn in their graves?

 

[ChrisTillinen]

All the other protestant reformers use a doorbell but John Knox.