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Talljake

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They need to stop meatloafing around. I'm only kidding.....I'm such a ham.
 
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Talljake

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It's getting a little toasty in here and all I'm doing is sitting on my rump roast 🥵😋
 
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Talljake

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Sorry I'm slacking..... lemme ketchup. Rhino eye have been a wave but I'm ear :)
 
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Mem

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Toll toll all heehaw sim.
 
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BillG

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My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!
 
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BillG

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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
 
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BillG

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What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
 
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BillG

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Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?
 
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SanderB

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Somebody spilled some coffee beans on the floor. I guess we could say that he made some ground coffee. ;)
 
Lanolin

Lanolin

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Im going to be nosy next time at K Mart or the Warehouse and ask the men in front of me why they are buying their stuff, hoping they'll tell me some clever dad jokes.

Buying new underwear and socks? Have they all gone missing or eaten or got holes in them? Or just as a gift?

Fishing rod? Are you going fishing? Where, and can I come?

Three bulk bags of candy/sweets...is it for a lolly scramble? Or just all for yourself?
 
Lanolin

Lanolin

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Huh I bought 2 squishmallows and nobody commented. That was because its self check out now so you dont even really have to wait in line for the cashier.
 
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Is the minimum wage intended just for really small mothers?
 
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