I'm going to try some british politeness and see if if works?
My dear friends, both conservative and liberal, I urge you to consider that our great nation is in a dire condition. I would ask all Americans to consider the two choices we have to be president of our nation. We have only two choices and cannot be deceived into thinking some other option might be worked up by our friends in the old establishment. The old order of the elitist and radicals must be overturned and replaced by a more honest and representative government. We cannot, under any circumstance, allow the continued slid of our nation into the muck of socialism and corrupt capitalism. I beg you to pray and search your hearts to find what is truly best for our nation. God bless you and God Bless the United States of America.