In south Omaha the other day with the wife when we heard what sounded like a fireworks extravaganza (did i spell that right?).
I tried to exit the main drag but people filled the streets with guns. We couldn't even back up for the crowd. On the east side of 24th street were hundreds of women cowering behind cars and what ever was available. On the west side were nothing but men with blazing guns aiming and firing at will at the throng of poor women.
Bullets hitting cars and windows, glass flying, women screaming out of panic and fear. The onslaught by men unrelenting, undetered, unwavering, unstoppable. I noticed even a couple of police cars in the mix with male officers brandishing their weapons, firing a cascade of fallng led upon the bedeviled ladies.
My wife and i, out of our car at this point, hurriedly scrambled down an adjacent alley, looking for cover. Then to my surprise, to my shock, to my dismay, to my angst, to my bewilderment, my wife pulled away from me screaming 'you slob, you sexist pig, you chauvinist monster!' Then she took off toward the otherside of 24th, joining the embattled females, leaving me in a total stuper.....then it hit me like a ton of bricks! This is the WAR ON WOMEN we've heard tell of. I had no idea it had reached this zenith, this flash point, this apex, this climax!
All of us horrible, low life, scum sucking pig, men need to become effeminate transgenders for the sake of peace, sensitvity, and equality.
I really cant think of any other solutions!