Sirk comes up with solution for the bathroom crisis

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Sirk

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Every business should be mandated to not only have a mens and women's restroom but also a.... none of the above. Not sure of what symbol should be used to designate this additional potty room but I am calling my congressman today to get the ball rolling on this. I think this will clear things up and make life simple again.
 
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Galahad

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"None of the above." That's very good. Some applications contain a section that asks for ethnicity. After about 15 ethnic options are listed the "None" option appears.

Wait, if a person is neither man nor woman, why would that person need a restroom?

To rest!

Well, how about "Undecided"? No. Won't work. Might be taken to mean, "Use this restroom if you don't know which of the two you want to do."

Nasty, Sirk. Nasty! :eek:
 
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Sirk

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Galahad said:
"None of the above." That's very good. Some applications contain a section that asks for ethnicity. After about 15 ethnic options are listed the "None" option appears.

Wait, if a person is neither man nor woman, why would that person need a restroom?

To rest!

Well, how about "Undecided"? No. Won't work. Might be taken to mean, "Use this restroom if you don't know which of the two you want to do."

Nasty, Sirk. Nasty! :eek:
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Well when you put it like that it gets all complicated again. Back to the drawing board I guess. Lol
 
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Galahad

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Okay, the drawing board. I came up with:

1. Whatever

2. For Special People's

3. Unique

4. Eunuchs and Eunuchesses

5. Minuses/Pluses/Equals

6. AC/DC CD/CA

7. That Was Then, This Is Now



 
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Sirk

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Galahad said:
Okay, the drawing board. I came up with:

1. Whatever

2. For Special People's

3. Unique

4. Eunuchs and Eunuchesses

5. Minuses/Pluses/Equals

AC/DC CD/CA


That Was Then, This Is Now
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it's funny how similar the words unique and eunuchs are.....hmmmmm. Seems like, therein in lies the solution to our problem.
 
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Galahad

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Sirk said:
it's funny how similar the words unique and eunuchs are.....hmmmmm. Seems like, therein in lies the solution to our problem.
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Yes, I saw that only after I posted.

Solution? You mean: Uniquches
 
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Sirk

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Galahad said:
Yes, I saw that only after I posted.

Solution? You mean: Uniquches
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Yes! We are back on track again and we have a name for our 3rd washroom. Now we just need a new phrase....going the little girls room....going to the little boys room.........and....?
 
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How about 'variegated'?
 
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FreeNChrist

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Sirk said:
Every business should be mandated to not only have a mens and women's restroom but also a.... none of the above. Not sure of what symbol should be used to designate this additional potty room but I am calling my congressman today to get the ball rolling on this. I think this will clear things up and make life simple again.
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ROFLOL. :D


*Sigh.....it all used to be so simple.....
 
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Sirk said:
Yes! We are back on track again and we have a name for our 3rd washroom. Now we just need a new phrase....going the little girls room....going to the little boys room.........and....?
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Going to sit upon the royal porcelain throne.. :p
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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Keep it simple: "Confused"

Here is the appropriate international symbol:

 
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Galahad

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Sirk, I can't believe you got so many miles out of this thread. Solution for restroom crisis! What are you, crazy! :eek:
 
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Galahad

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I have more possible solutions:

In Vogue

21st. Century

Just Pee Freely

Either OR

Your In Your Out
(Alternative spelling: Urine Urout :eek:)

Alternative Life Style Restroom

You Did Its
 
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Galahad said:
Sirk, I can't believe you got so many miles out of this thread. Solution for restroom crisis! What are you, crazy! :eek:
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We are no longer to use words like 'crisis' as this now implies an inferior status to women as 'cribro' would to men. :p
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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Galahad said:
... Alternative Life Style Restroom ...
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I actually like this one: "I'm going to the ALSR."

Yup. Short. To the point. Classic.
 
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Viligant_Warrior said:
I actually like this one: "I'm going to the ALSR."

Yup. Short. To the point. Classic.
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ALSR..That's actually the Altzheimer restroom for those who forgot what gender they are.
 
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Galahad

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Viligant_Warrior said:
I actually like this one: "I'm going to the ALSR."

Yup. Short. To the point. Classic.
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My response: I'm just wishing I could say something...something that is deserving of a whack up side the head.

Let me think. I can't. Just can't think of anything. Oh, this really Pisses Me Off! :eek:
 
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That's actually the Altzheimer restroom for those who forgot what gender they are.
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You're off a bit today, Cross. ALS is not Alzheimer's. It's Lou Gehrig's disease.
 
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