Sirk comes up with solution for the bathroom crisis

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Galahad

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Viligant_Warrior said:
You're off a bit today, Cross. ALS is not Alzheimer's. It's Lou Gehrig's disease.
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Notecross, Nice try. But you don't deserve the whack up side the head. Doesn't it piss you off! :eek:
 
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Sirk

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Viligant_Warrior said:
I actually like this one: "I'm going to the ALSR."

Yup. Short. To the point. Classic.
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Well one thing is for sure....no one will ask you what you're doing in there. Lol
 
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Galahad

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In such a restroom, would the person have to leave the toilet seat down or up? Or would it be permanently affixed? :eek:
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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Galahad said:
My response: I'm just wishing I could say something...something that is deserving of a whack up side the head.

Let me think. I can't. Just can't think of anything. Oh, this really Pisses Me Off! :eek:
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Snap out of it!!



Happy, bro?
 
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Sirk

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Galahad said:
In such a restroom, would the person have to leave the toilet seat down or up? Or would it be permanently affixed? :eek:
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That's a good point. It sort of opens up a can of worms in that it will pit the ups and the downs against each other again. Maybe we need 4 bathrooms. Lol.
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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Sirk said:
That's a good point. It sort of opens up a can of worms in that it will pit the ups and the downs against each other again. Maybe we need 4 bathrooms. Lol.
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And you don't even have to beg for it ...

 
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Sirk

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Viligant_Warrior said:
And you don't even have to beg for it ...

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And here what I thought was a simple solution to our bathroom woes turned out to be a convoluted mess. Maybe we should just have one bathroom and hire a doorman to hand out blindfolds....of course that could lead to lots of unseen pee on the seat.
 
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Galahad

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Viligant_Warrior said:
Snap out of it!!



Happy, bro?
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Left the thread. Came back. There it is. BAM! Yep, ROFL. Love it. Thanks VW. Going to read posts before it and continue to video cut again. ROFL.

In the video cut, I believe the guy asked: Can I use the ALSR.

 
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VioletReigns

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Give them what they want: LGBT

Problem solved. :eek:
 
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VioletReigns

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Sirk said:
Seems discriminatory against the people with guide dogs who have flees. What about them? Lol
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I don't think the doggies will care. They're usually nonpartisan about such things. :rolleyes: LOL

 
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Sirk

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VioletReigns said:
I don't think the doggies will care. They're usually nonpartisan about such things. :rolleyes: LOL

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But what about the people with flees who have guide dogs. There are two whole segments of the population that will be forced to go wee wee in a planter outside the carmike theatre.
 
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Sirk

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The truth of the matter is that people generally don't want solutions...they just want more problems. It's easier to control others that way.
 
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Sirk said:
But what about the people with flees who have guide dogs. There are two whole segments of the population that will be forced to go wee wee in a planter outside the carmike theatre.
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People with 'flees' move faster than their guide dogs.
 
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Sirk

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crossnote said:
People with 'flees' move faster than their guide dogs.
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So now we have stooped to profiling people that may or may not have "flees" by their movements. I had better flea this thread before I say something I will regret later. Lol
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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Point of clarification, please: Who has 'flees'? The people? Or their guide dogs?
 
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Sirk

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Viligant_Warrior said:
Point of clarification, please: Who has 'flees'? The people? Or their guide dogs?
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It could be either.... but in either case, who are we to deny them access to a bathroom that doesn't offend them in some way? I mean...if I wanted to pee like a guy but couldn't, why should I have to see a urinal to remind me of that? Although, if I have a guide dog I probably couldn't see one anyway.
 
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Viligant_Warrior

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Sirk said:
It could be either.... but in either case, who are we to deny them access to a bathroom that doesn't offend them in some way? I mean...if I wanted to pee like a guy but couldn't, why should I have to see a urinal to remind me of that?
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I don't know, but you might want to have your guide dog point out whatever bathroom fixture you care to use in order to avoid an embarrassing pissing-on-another-guy's-(or "girl's," or "confused's")-shoes situation.
 
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Sirk

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Maybe there needs to be a law passed that only one person can be in the loo at once and the guide dog has to stay outside. They could just attach a towel bar to the wall outside to tie it to.
 
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