If I wasn't served at a table, I don't tip, period.
If I was served at a table, I'm tipping no matter what,
but good service guarantees a generous tip.
Now if I'm in a restaurant and a waitress
with chest tattoos and a bone in her nose
shows up at the table and announces she'll
be our server tonight, we get up and leave.
If I go into a takeout place and there's a tip-jar
on the counter, we turn around and walk out.
I look and act professional in my business,
and expect others to do the same if they want my money.