Hey Everyone!
In the spirit of some of the fun we've been having in the threads lately, I was hoping everyone would bring out their sense of humor about themselves and share with the rest of us!
After all, why should just a few people be allowed to tell us why crowds of people would want to date them? The rest of us deserve our own chance as well! Please note that this is ALL in good fun and NOT meant to be conceited or mean-spirited at all.
So... what are your Top 3 Reasons Why Members of the Opposite Gender Would Line Up to Meet and/or Date You???! (I realize some people out there are special enough to list even more than 3 reasons... feel free to do so if you think it will enhance the humor of your post.) Married or taken posters are welcome to list the Top 3 Reasons why your significant other is so enamored with you!
And please, don't post things such as, "No one would ever want to date me," because this is all in good fun, and your reasons can be real... or imagined!!! For example, someone such as... Well, I won't mention a name. But he might say that the women would all line up to meet him because of his perfect hair... and THAT, we all know, MUST be imagined!!!
And so, without further hesitation... Top 3 Reasons Why Guys Would Line Up to Meet Seoulsearch:
#3. I would happily prefer to watch a martial arts, action, or Marvel film with you over a chick flick ANY day. Implosions, explosions, hidden bombs going off, betrayals, and high-tech weaponry. Yup, that about sums up my entire dating history. Either that, or I just angered Gypsygirl by making fun of her penmanship... WHOOPS!!!
#2. I don't have a fancy accent but have been known to try to imitate a few others--very badly, I might add. Just DON'T ask me to do an "Asian accent"--that is my absolute worst ever, despite the fact that I am Asian. I don't have a lord-ship, king-ship, or even a space-ship... but I do have cit-i-zen-ship, if that counts for anything!
#1. And finally, the number one reason guys would line up to meet me is because... Obviously, my line would be the most peaceful and most quiet, and it obviously has the best cell phone/internet reception. I'm betting you can hear all those crickets right now!!! (But I just KNOW my undying fan base is out there somewhere... *cricket, whistle, cricket*... SOMEWHERE... Right, guys???!!!)
Please, no pushing or shoving... There is plenty of bad humor to go around!
How about you? What are your 3 best reasons why girls or guys would line up to meet YOU?
In the spirit of some of the fun we've been having in the threads lately, I was hoping everyone would bring out their sense of humor about themselves and share with the rest of us!
After all, why should just a few people be allowed to tell us why crowds of people would want to date them? The rest of us deserve our own chance as well! Please note that this is ALL in good fun and NOT meant to be conceited or mean-spirited at all.
So... what are your Top 3 Reasons Why Members of the Opposite Gender Would Line Up to Meet and/or Date You???! (I realize some people out there are special enough to list even more than 3 reasons... feel free to do so if you think it will enhance the humor of your post.) Married or taken posters are welcome to list the Top 3 Reasons why your significant other is so enamored with you!
And please, don't post things such as, "No one would ever want to date me," because this is all in good fun, and your reasons can be real... or imagined!!! For example, someone such as... Well, I won't mention a name. But he might say that the women would all line up to meet him because of his perfect hair... and THAT, we all know, MUST be imagined!!!
And so, without further hesitation... Top 3 Reasons Why Guys Would Line Up to Meet Seoulsearch:
#3. I would happily prefer to watch a martial arts, action, or Marvel film with you over a chick flick ANY day. Implosions, explosions, hidden bombs going off, betrayals, and high-tech weaponry. Yup, that about sums up my entire dating history. Either that, or I just angered Gypsygirl by making fun of her penmanship... WHOOPS!!!
#2. I don't have a fancy accent but have been known to try to imitate a few others--very badly, I might add. Just DON'T ask me to do an "Asian accent"--that is my absolute worst ever, despite the fact that I am Asian. I don't have a lord-ship, king-ship, or even a space-ship... but I do have cit-i-zen-ship, if that counts for anything!
#1. And finally, the number one reason guys would line up to meet me is because... Obviously, my line would be the most peaceful and most quiet, and it obviously has the best cell phone/internet reception. I'm betting you can hear all those crickets right now!!! (But I just KNOW my undying fan base is out there somewhere... *cricket, whistle, cricket*... SOMEWHERE... Right, guys???!!!)
Please, no pushing or shoving... There is plenty of bad humor to go around!
How about you? What are your 3 best reasons why girls or guys would line up to meet YOU?