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slave

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Let's see now....you have an "Heir" who is"ingrown" and you want to "pluck" her "someday". Slave, those are strong words.

My mother-in-law lives across the Atlantic Ocean, 4300 miles from me and she speaks a foreign language. I love my mother-in-law.....I just did some pre-planning.
Yes, I love her too - but I stretched the truth to squeeze a joke from it I am sorry.
 

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Well I hope we make you feel young too in many ways but not all the ways of your wife. You have a church body that loves you too for who you are. We enjoy encouraging you, by motivating you toward love and good deeds. And I am not gherkin your chain on that one either! Put that in your leprechaun glossary! LOL :).
Gherkin your chain is a most amusing term that you have coined and I will include this in my repertoire. I'm always in need of new material and this thread has been an absolute treasure trove for me in more ways than one. I also appreciate how we encourage and pray for each other. Leprechaun will be included in my glossary along with unicorn.
 

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Hello Church Body! Good Morning to ya I need Coffee more than pie ... its 7:16 am and I am rising from a good prayer time and before that sleep. God is Goodness and Greatness isn't He? I sometimes debate whether I need to get up so early to pray. But that is fools gold.

God says,"Dan, you want to have more sleep?" I say, "yes, Lord!" He says, "Instead of not rising to pray with me so early, try going to bed earlier instead." And I say, "Why didn't I think of that?" And He says, "Well you should have! I had many tell you that in threads all night!" And I silence myself and say in time ..."Oh!" He then goes on to say, "Don't treat me like a bad principle that needs rearranging, treat me like your God that knows exactly what He is doing!." After my humility moment I say, "Yes, Lord, I will delight in getting up early with You!" And I mean every word.

Nothing must switch the disciple's loyalty to his Lord by loyalty to principles deduced from His teaching. There are no infallible principles, only an infallible Person.

I have been graced up, kept up, and I don't even need to Ketchup. I am rocking this Monday! Good Morning to you all!
God talks to me like the same way He talks to you. We have the most interesting and amusing conversations. I even learn a thing or two as well. From what I have observed I would say that your life is very much like a continuous living prayer in both word and deed.
 

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Yes, I love her too - but I stretched the truth to squeeze a joke from it I am sorry.
Oh Slave, I was only being facetious (cheeky, playful) meaning I planned to marry a foreigner, so my mother-in-law would live far away and that way I would rarely see her.....I could love her from a vast distance! That was my pre-planning! Maybe I should apologize to you.

Slave, don't take for literal truth most that you read on this thread. Just....keep smilling!
 

slave

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God talks to me like the same way He talks to you. We have the most interesting and amusing conversations. I even learn a thing or two as well. From what I have observed I would say that your life is very much like a continuous living prayer in both word and deed.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me for a while thank you! My Heart tips its ventricle to you!
 
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Oh Slave, I was only being facetious (cheeky, playful) meaning I planned to marry a foreigner, so my mother-in-law would live far away and that way I would rarely see her.....I could love her from a vast distance! That was my pre-planning! Maybe I should apologize to you.

Slave, don't take for literal truth most that you read on this thread. Just....keep smilling!

Morning Isny - nice to see you again :)
 
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Well I hope we make you feel young too in many ways but not all the ways of your wife. You have a church body that loves you too for who you are. We enjoy encouraging you, by motivating you toward love and good deeds. And I am not gherkin your chain on that one either! Put that in your leprechaun glossary! LOL :).

Gherkin your chain? HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH lol What am I missing here lol :D
 
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I want to Always add to tourists new gadget the Lex Luther Dictionary - so write it in there! Let the word power grow!
Right then I shall add it to the list lol. Let's say we add constabulary to his vocabulary too - why not it rhymes while it chimes lol
 

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Oh Slave, I was only being facetious (cheeky, playful) meaning I planned to marry a foreigner, so my mother-in-law would live far away and that way I would rarely see her.....I could love her from a vast distance! That was my pre-planning! Maybe I should apologize to you.

Slave, don't take for literal truth most that you read on this thread. Just....keep smilling!
I knew you were cheeky Sister, and I loved it - but I still wanted to correct myself anyway - I understand humor but sometimes I want to over-rule it for a bigger gain in what pictures God is putting in my house...as He tears down my old pictures...Yes, that was not a mis-spelling. :cool:...

 

slave

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Gherkin your chain? HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH lol What am I missing here lol :D
Nothing you have Christ in you! Plus, I just don't have the time to write out that whole list or even the paraphrased version...I have to get ready for work......(borderline subtle - cheeky). :)
 
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I knew you were cheeky Sister, and I loved it - but I still wanted to correct myself anyway - I understand humor but sometimes I want to over-rule it for a bigger gain in what pictures God is putting in my house...as He tears down my old pictures...Yes, that was not a mis-spelling. :cool:...

That's beautifully said - and that's a very bright face ya got der lol :D
 
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Nothing you have Christ in you! Plus, I just don't have the time to write out that whole list or even the paraphrased version...I have to get ready for work......(borderline subtle - cheeky). :)
Maybe later then? LOL HHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAH :D
 

slave

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Right then I shall add it to the list lol. Let's say we add constabulary to his vocabulary too - why not it rhymes while it chimes lol
Well, we must remember the mark of a Christian is control, so if we don't ban some words pretty soon we will be adding words like: Phenylpropanolamine to the list, and we can't have that now can we? :rolleyes: LOL
 

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Ok, its work readiness time ....3,2,1 ....Go! Oh ouch ... I shouldn't have gotten in that track stance there - my back went out coming off the line....(get it - run the race to win it kind of thing!) Ok, in a while Crocodile! Wait What? shouldn't I have said I didn't hurt my back? No, we do have a cost to our life in Christ in way of pouring ourselves out there...yeah you're right ok, leave that storyline in there then...hey guys we got to go work is coming up soon, yeah we know we're hustlin' - chill bro!

Just another Me, Myself, and I moment is all.
 
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