A Man desires a Woman

[jennymae]

How much money does he have?

I reckon most men searching for brides on eBay don't have a lot of money.

 

[Galatea]

This could almost be a game show.

It could be called "How Many Ferrets is She Worth?"

 

[Desdichado]

I'm going to prove you wrong by getting rich and winning an auction for Miss Universe's hand.

I reckon most men searching for brides on eBay don't have a lot of money.

 

[Galatea]

But will there be any money left to buy the ingredients?.

No, and then he would probably blame her for costing too much.

 

[Desdichado]

You're all invited to the wedding.

 

[Galatea]

You're all invited to the wedding.

We could say we knew you when. Back before you had a ferret to your name.

 

[jennymae]

I'm going to prove you wrong by getting rich and winning an auction for Miss Universe's hand.

Do them Miss Universe gals know that they'll end up on eBay after the win?.

 

[EmilyNats]

I reckon most men searching for brides on eBay don't have a lot of money.

They don't go to eBay. They go to MeetAnAsian.com

 

[Desdichado]

Don't be silly.

I'm an Halakhic Jew. I'll pay via spotless lamb.

 

[Desdichado]

I have plllllenty of lawyer friends who would donate their time to hide something in the contract.

Do them Miss Universe gals know that they'll end up on eBay after the win?.

 

[GODisLOVE7]

You're all invited to the wedding.

We can have our very own CC table... That would be... Hm. Scary? Weird?

Actually just seat me with the women in this thread... That would be fun.

 

[jennymae]

I have plllllenty of lawyer friends who would donate their time to hide something in the contract.

No further questions, Your Honor.

 

[Desdichado]

Well, I'll have nightmares. We're even now, Galatea!

We can have our very own CC table... That would be... Hm. Scary? Weird?

Actually just seat me with the women in this thread... That would be fun.

 

[Galatea]

We can have our very own CC table... That would be... Hm. Scary? Weird?

Actually just seat me with the women in this thread... That would be fun.

You get to choose ferret or lamb as your entree.

 

[Desdichado]

Both if you're really hungry.

Ferret goes really well with white wine, by the way.

You get to choose ferret or lamb as your entree.

 

[Galatea]

Both if you're really hungry.

Ferret goes really well with white wine, by the way.

I'm confused. Are you the groom or the sommelier?

 

[jennymae]

Both if you're really hungry.

Ferret goes really well with white wine, by the way.

White goes with polecat? Umm...I can't see myself eating polecat lol.

 

[GODisLOVE7]

You get to choose ferret or lamb as your entree.

Get the people in the gun thread to hunt for the meal... Can you hunt ferrets?

 

[jennymae]

Get the people in the gun thread to hunt for the meal... Can you hunt ferrets?

Like hunting rats, I guess lol.

 

[Galatea]

Get the people in the gun thread to hunt for the meal... Can you hunt ferrets?

Mr. Universe has all this money, it should be a swanky shindig.